The Demon Trapper of Umbagog: A Thrilling Tale of the Maine ForestsThompson, Daniel P. (Daniel Pierce)
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The Demon Trapper of Umbagog: A Thrilling Tale of the Maine Forests
Thompson, Daniel P. (Daniel Pierce)
Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; Maine -- Fiction; Trappers -- Fiction
At the time appointed for the hearing and decision, the demoniac
competitors again assembled before their imperial arbiter; not
this time in secret conclave, but in the presence of thousands of
congregated fiends, who, having been apprised of the new plan about
to be presented for peopling the Commonwealth of Hell with recruits
from earth, had come up in all directions from their dismal abodes,
to hear those plans reported, and witness the awarding of the prize
for the one judged most worthy of adoption. Lucifer then mounted his
throne, commanded silence, and ordered the competitors to advance and
present, in succession, such plans as they would lay before him for his
consideration and decision. They did so; and one of them, a young and
genteel-looking devil, to whom, from a suppose congeniality of tastes
and feelings with the objects of his care, had been especially assigned
the duty of supervising the fashionable walks of society, now stepped
confidently forward and said:
“I present for your consideration, most honored Lucifer, I present
FASHION as one of those social institutions of men which might the
most easily become, with a little fostering at our hands, to us the
most productive of vices, under a name least calculated to alarm. It
already holds an almost omnipotent sway over the wealthier, or what
they call the higher, classes of society, who hesitate at no sins that
can be committed with its sanction; and the disposition is every day
growing stronger and stronger, among all classes, to fall in with
its behests. Encourage its progress, make its rule absolute with all,
and the world’s boasted morality would trouble us, devils, no more.
This would be the direct and natural result among the most wealthy,
who would leave no vice unpracticed, no sin uncommitted, provided they
could excuse themselves under plea that it was fashionable. With those
of more limited means the effect would be still better; for devotion
to Fashion would beget extravagance--extravagance, poverty--poverty,
desperation--desperation, crime; so with all classes, the result, for
our purpose, would be equally favorable and _much the same_. The new
vice I therefore propose is the one to be made out of, and go under the
name of, FASHION.”
“There may be something in this conception,” said Lucifer,
thoughtfully, after the speaker had closed; “but is it safe against all
contingencies? What if the world should take it into their heads to
make it fashionable to be good?”
“Not the least danger of that,” rejoined the other, promptly. “That is
a contingency about as likely to happen as that your highness should
turn Christian,” he added, with a sardonic grin.
“You are right,” responded Lucifer; “and, as your scheme comes
within the rule, on the score of originality, we will reserve it for
consideration.”
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