“That's the kind of voice to make a fo'mast hand step lively!” declared
Hiram. “You'll see this boy on the quarter deck of a clipper one of
these days.”
Naming him was a portentous proceeding and one not to be lightly gone
about. Sophronia, who was a Methodist by descent and early confirmation,
was of the opinion that the child should have a Bible name.
The Captain respected his wife's wishes, but put in an ardent plea for
his own name, Hiram.
“There's been a Hiram Baker in our family ever since Noah h'isted
the main-r'yal on the ark,” he declared. “I'd kinder like to keep the
procession a-goin'.”
They compromised by agreeing to make the baby's Christian name Hiram and
to add a middle name selected at random from the Scriptures. The big,
rickety family Bible was taken from the center table and opened with
shaking fingers by Mrs. Baker. She read aloud the first sentence that
met her eye: “The son of Joash.”
“Joash!” sneered her husband. “You ain't goin' to cruelize him with that
name, be you?”
“Hiram Baker, do you dare to fly in the face of Scriptur'?”
“All right! Have it your own way. Go to sleep now, Hiram Joash, while I
sing 'Storm along, John,' to you.”
Little Hiram Joash punched the minister's face with his fat fist when he
was christened, to the great scandal of his mother and the ill-concealed
delight of his father.
“Can't blame the child none,” declared the Captain. “I'd punch anybody
that christened a middle name like that onto me.”
But, in spite of his name, the baby grew and prospered. He fell out of
his crib, of course, the moment that he was able, and barked his shins
over the big shells by the what-not in the parlor the first time that
he essayed to creep. He teethed with more or less tribulation, and once
upset the household by an attack of the croup.
They gave up calling him by his first name, because of the Captain's
invariably answering when the baby was wanted and not answering when he
himself was wanted. Sophronia would have liked to call him Joash, but
her husband wouldn't hear of it. At length the father took to calling
him “Dusenberry,” and this nickname was adopted under protest.
Captain Hiram sang the baby to sleep every night. There were three songs
in the Captain's repertoire. The first was a chanty with a chorus of
John, storm along, storm along, John,
Ain't I glad my day's work's done.
The second was the “Bowline Song.”
Haul on the bowline, the 'Phrony is a-rollin',
Haul on the bowline! the bowline HAUL!
At the “haul!” the Captain's foot would come down with a thump. Almost
the first word little Hiram Joash learned was “haul!” He used to shout
it and kick his father vigorously in the vest.
These were fair-weather songs. Captain Hiram sang them when everything
was going smoothly. The “Bowline Song” indicated that he was feeling
particularly jubilant. He had another that he sang when he was worried.
It was a lugubrious ditty, with a refrain beginning:
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