The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
There can be no doubt, since Horace says it, that the best plan is to
begin in the middle of a story; but there is, notwithstanding, some
trouble in working up one's lee way. Being arrived at the point we
have now reached, however, all the rest is simple. Having put a
handsome young man and a pretty girl together, what in the name of
Heaven can they do but fall in love with each other? It is what they
always do in novels, and poems, and plays, and I am afraid in real
life too, for propinquity is a terrible thing; and, for my own part, I
am a firm believer in animal magnetism, that is to say, as far as
attraction and repulsion go. However that may be, Edward Fontange and
Lucy Jones tried very hard to fall in love with each other, and, after
a short time, succeeded to a miracle; so much so, indeed, that Mrs.
Jones, perceiving what was going on, thought fit to speak to M.
Latouche upon the subject, desiring to know if he intended to take his
step-son into business with him; in which case she should not scruple,
(she said,) to give him her daughter.
But M. Latouche informed her that he should do no such thing, that his
step-son was no better than a beggar, whom he had educated out of
affection for his dearly beloved wife deceased, and that, further, he
would not give him a farthing, or do anything else for him in the
world; whereupon Mrs. Jones quarrelled with Monsieur Emanuel Latouche,
called him a miserly old curmudgeon; and, going home, turned young
Fontange out of her house, and bade her daughter Lucy think no more of
the young vagabond.
Now love being, as Mrs. Jones herself admitted, no better than a pig,
the best way of making him go on is to pull him back by the hind-leg;
and, consequently, Lucy Jones, who was the most obedient creature in
the world, thought more than ever of Edward Fontange, saw him on every
occasion that she could contrive, and, it is supposed, let him now and
then take a stray kiss, without saying any thing but "Don't," which
he, being a Frenchman, did not at all understand.
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