The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
It was at this time that the Duke of Wellington's army crossed the
Pyrenees; and fear took possession of Mrs. Jones, who was not only
terrified for her daughter Lucy, but also for certain sums of money,
which she had kept long under lock and key. What was to be done? She
puzzled a long time; but, in a moment, the words of Monsieur Emanuel
Latouche came to her remembrance. He could show her (he had said) a
place in that very house which would never be discovered by the
keenest eyes; and as she thought of it, her hopes became exalted; she
seized a candle from the table, without saying a word, and rushed into
the cellar. For where could it be, she asked herself, but in the
cellar? Lucy, who beheld her mother so suddenly seized with the spirit
of locomotion, naturally imagined she was mad, and followed her as
fast as she could. Her first supposition appeared confirmed, when
entering the cellar, she found her mother gazing fixedly upon a small
iron cross in the wall. "There it is, sure enough," cried Mrs. Jones;
"there it is!"
"Are you out of your senses, mama?" demanded Lucy, respectfully; "are
you mad? There's what?"
"Why the terraqueous suppository, girl," answered Mrs. Jones, who had
forgotten a considerable portion of her English during her residence
in France. "The terraqueous suppository, which that old curmudgeon,
Latouche, told me of when he attrapped me into taking this old
conventicle."
"I do not see any repository at all," said Lucy; "I see nothing but
the cellar wall and an iron stancheon to keep it up."
"Nonsense," said Mrs. Jones, "I'll have a mason this minute, and get
to the bottom of it." So away she ran and brought a mason; but the
first thing was to make him keep secresy; and having conducted him in
pomp to the cellar, she shut the door, and made her daughter Lucy give
him the Bible. "Swear!" said Mrs. Jones, in a solemn tone, like the
Ghost in Hamlet--"Swear!"
The mason held up his hand.
"Swear never to reveal," etc. etc.
"_Je jure tout ce que vous voudrez_--I swear any thing you like,"
replied the mason; and Mrs. Jones, finding this oath quite
comprehensive enough, set him forthwith to work upon the wall just
under the iron cross; when, to the triumph of Mrs. Jones and the
astonishment of Lucy and the mason, a strong plated door was soon
discovered, which readily yielded them admission into a small chamber
only ventilated by a round hole, which seemed to pass through the
walls of the building and mount upwards to the outer air. Nothing else
was to be found. The rubbish was then nicely cleared away, a chair and
a table brought down, and the mason paid and sent about his business;
when, after having looked in the dark to see that there were no
sparks, for the chamber was all of wood, Mrs. Jones and her daughter
mounted to upper air, and retired to bed, not to sleep, but to
meditate over the _convent subterranean_.
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