The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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However, there was something about Laure which some called pride, and
others coldness; but which, in truth, was nothing more nor less than
shyness, that served for some time as a complete safeguard to her
maiden heart. At length the angel, who arranges all those sort of
things, singled out a young man at Rennes, called Charles ---- and
gave him a kick with his foot, which sent him all the way from Rennes
to the town in which Laure abode. It is but thirty miles, and angels
can kick much farther, if we may believe the Normans. (I cannot stop
for it now; but some other time, when the reader is in the mood, I may
relate that Breton story of Saint Michael and the Fiend, and you shall
hear how the saint kicked him from hill to hill for forty leagues or
more.)
However, Charles's aunt lived not far from Laure's mother, and many a
time had she vaunted the graces of her nephew's person. According to
her account he was as tall and as straight as a gas-lamp-post, as rosy
as a Ribston pippin; with eyes as brilliant as a red-hot poker, teeth
as white as the inside of a turnip, and his hair curling like the
leaves of a Savoy cabbage; in short, he was an Adonis, after her idea
of the thing: and Laure, having heard all this, began to feel a sort
of anxious palpitating sort of sensation when his coming was talked
of, together with sundry other symptoms of wishing very much to fall
in love.
At length his arrival was announced, and Madame ---- and Mademoiselle
Laure were invited to a _soirée_ at the house of Charles's aunt. Laure
got ready in a very great hurry, resolving, _primo_, to be frightened
out of her wits at him; and, _secondo_, not to speak a word to him.
However, the time came, and when she got into the room, she found
Monsieur Charles quite as handsome as his aunt had represented: but,
to her great surprise, she found him to be quite as timid as herself
into the bargain. So Laure took courage upon the strength of his
bashfulness; for though it might be very well for _one_, she saw
plainly it would never do for _two_. The evening passed off gaily, and
Laure, as she had determined from the first, went away over head and
ears in love, and left the poor young man in quite as uncomfortable a
condition.
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