The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
On my other hand was a young travelling linen draper--a good example
of French education. He had been brought up at a college, but that had
not spoiled him for trade. He would talk with equal learning of Horace
and cambric, and spoke as scientifically of the measurement of angles
as the measuring of ribbons. He had scraps of Latin and samples of
cloth, and added, moreover, a political system, which was certainly of
his own manufacture. Neat my friend sat a very elegant old man, with a
long-waisted Windsor gray coat, and ruffles, in the mode of 17--, to
his shirt, which peeped timidly out from under the cuffs of his coat,
like a ci-devant ashamed to show himself amongst the upstarts of
fashion. They were kept in countenance, however, by a powdered wig,
with two long rows of curls on each side, and a tapering pigtail that,
like a ship, furrowing its way through the sea, marked the coat with a
white track all down the centre of his back. Towards the end of the
meal, a priest, newly arrived, came in with his servant, and they both
sat down to table together. Each was as dirty as can well be imagined,
but the master was, in this respect, pre-eminent. Nature had kneaded
him with a round, fat, copper-coloured face, which had evidently
little acquaintance with soap and water, and his black rugged beard
apparently went from Sunday to Sunday without the touch of innovating
steel. His hands, which probably fate had originally designed for
pig-driving, were now as dirty as if they still followed that
employment, and these he thrust unmannerly into the dish, without
vouchsafing a word or a look to those around him.
It is the poetry of life to see a man superior to his station, and
rising above his fate; but it is distressing to find the station thus
degraded by the man. However, he and his servant sat together; and
talked together, and ate together; and, most probably, the servant
would have been very ill pleased if he had dined on meaner fare than
his master. A Frenchman of this class can live upon any thing. If he
cannot get better, a galette and butter-milk, or soupe maigre and a
beurrée, will content him. But, if they be within reach, two services
and a dessert are not at all too much for him. An Englishman of the
same rank never aspires to more than a piece of meat and a mug of ale;
but he must have that, or he cries starvation.
The French have a kind of irritable jealousy towards the English;
which sometimes makes them forget their general politeness; Give them
but a civil word, make the least advance, and they receive you with
open arms; but show them that cold reserve, with which an Englishman
generally treats all strangers, and every Frenchman's hand is on his
sword.
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