"You did n’t happen to see an iron bedstead lying around the streets
anywhere, did you? The good Chester has evidently spent the last three
months in putting my rooms in order and I can’t find a thing." I told
him I had seen a bed in the back yard this afternoon, but that I did n’t
think it could be his. He asked me very seriously why not. And then
all at once I got horribly rattled. I didn’t like to tell him that the
bed had n’t looked nearly big enough for him (it was a little narrow
thing), for I was afraid he might think me fresh. Then besides, I found
that I had instinctively stood up when I saw him, and as there wasn’t
any particular reason why I should have done this, I got sort of
confused.
"Of course it’s a very nice little bed," I hastened to add. Whereupon
he burst out laughing with a loud whoop.
"If it ’s such a nice one it certainly can’t be mine, and I ’d better go
down and swipe it right away," he said at last, and clattered
downstairs. I tried again to write to mamma, but he made such a noise
coming upstairs with pieces of bed and running down again that I could
n’t fix my mind. Then, too, I kept wondering whether I ought to offer
to help him. Finally I went out as he was coming up with a mattress on
his shoulder and asked, "Was it your bed, after all?" which made him
laugh again and say: "I wouldn’t tell you for anything in the world. If
you aren’t too busy, though, I wish you would help me put the beastly
thing together."
We tried for about half an hour to make the bed stand up. It looked
simple enough, but whenever we got the sides firm and more or less
parallel, the back and front would wobble and fall to the floor. Once
we had all four pieces standing beautifully, but just as we put on the
woven wire business and Mr. Duggie (that’s what Mrs. Chester calls him—I
don’t think it ’s his real name, though) exclaimed, "I have the honor to
report, sir, that the allied forces have taken New Bedford," the whole
thing collapsed and pinched his finger fearfully as it came down. After
that we sat on the floor awhile. He smoked a pipe and glanced
meditatively at the ruins of the bed every now and then, and at last
turned to me and said, "Is this your first year here?" I didn’t let him
see how pleased I was that he had not discovered I was a Freshman, and
merely answered, "Yes."
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