Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
Neither Carrie nor I, after our unfortunate mishap, felt inclined to stay
longer. As we were departing, Farmerson said: “Are you going? if so, you
might give me a lift.”
I thought it better to consent, but wish I had first consulted Carrie.
CHAPTER V
After the Mansion House Ball. Carrie offended. Gowing also offended. A
pleasant party at the Cummings’. Mr. Franching, of Peckham, visits us.
MAY 8.—I woke up with a most terrible headache. I could scarcely see,
and the back of my neck was as if I had given it a crick. I thought
first of sending for a doctor; but I did not think it necessary. When
up, I felt faint, and went to Brownish’s, the chemist, who gave me a
draught. So bad at the office, had to get leave to come home. Went to
another chemist in the City, and I got a draught. Brownish’s dose seems
to have made me worse; have eaten nothing all day. To make matters
worse, Carrie, every time I spoke to her, answered me sharply—that is,
when she answered at all.
In the evening I felt very much worse again and said to her: “I do
believe I’ve been poisoned by the lobster mayonnaise at the Mansion House
last night;” she simply replied, without taking her eyes from her sewing:
“Champagne never did agree with you.” I felt irritated, and said: “What
nonsense you talk; I only had a glass and a half, and you know as well as
I do—” Before I could complete the sentence she bounced out of the room.
I sat over an hour waiting for her to return; but as she did not, I
determined I would go to bed. I discovered Carrie had gone to bed
without even saying “good-night”; leaving me to bar the scullery door and
feed the cat. I shall certainly speak to her about this in the morning.
MAY 9.—Still a little shaky, with black specks. The _Blackfriars
Bi-weekly News_ contains a long list of the guests at the Mansion House
Ball. Disappointed to find our names omitted, though Farmerson’s is in
plainly enough with M.L.L. after it, whatever that may mean. More than
vexed, because we had ordered a dozen copies to send to our friends.
Wrote to the _Blackfriars Bi-weekly News_, pointing out their omission.
Carrie had commenced her breakfast when I entered the parlour. I helped
myself to a cup of tea, and I said, perfectly calmly and quietly:
“Carrie, I wish a little explanation of your conduct last night.”
She replied, “Indeed! and I desire something more than a little
explanation of your conduct the night before.”
I said, coolly: “Really, I don’t understand you.”
Carrie said sneeringly: “Probably not; you were scarcely in a condition
to understand anything.”
I was astounded at this insinuation and simply ejaculated: “Caroline!”
She said: “Don’t be theatrical, it has no effect on me. Reserve that
tone for your new friend, Mister Farmerson, the ironmonger.”
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