Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
In the evening Lupin was very low-spirited, and I reminded him that
behind the clouds the sun was shining. He said: “Ugh! it never shines on
me.” I said: “Stop, Lupin, my boy; you are worried about Daisy Mutlar.
Don’t think of her any more. You ought to congratulate yourself on
having got off a very bad bargain. Her notions are far too grand for our
simple tastes.” He jumped up and said: “I won’t allow one word to be
uttered against her. She’s worth the whole bunch of your friends put
together, that inflated, sloping-head of a Perkupp included.” I left the
room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat.
DECEMBER 23.—I exchanged no words with Lupin in the morning; but as he
seemed to be in exuberant spirits in the evening, I ventured to ask him
where he intended to spend his Christmas. He replied: “Oh, most likely
at the Mutlars’.”
In wonderment, I said: “What! after your engagement has been broken off?”
Lupin said: “Who said it is off?”
I said: “You have given us both to understand—”
He interrupted me by saying: “Well, never mind what I said. _It is on
again—there_!”
CHAPTER XIII
I receive an insulting Christmas card. We spend a pleasant Christmas at
Carrie’s mother’s. A Mr. Moss is rather too free. A boisterous evening,
during which I am struck in the dark. I receive an extraordinary letter
from Mr. Mutlar, senior, respecting Lupin. We miss drinking out the Old
Year.
DECEMBER 24.—I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to
find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this
morning. I never insult people; why should they insult me? The worst
part of the transaction is, that I find myself suspecting all my friends.
The handwriting on the envelope is evidently disguised, being written
sloping the wrong way. I cannot think either Gowing or Cummings would do
such a mean thing. Lupin denied all knowledge of it, and I believe him;
although I disapprove of his laughing and sympathising with the offender.
Mr. Franching would be above such an act; and I don’t think any of the
Mutlars would descend to such a course. I wonder if Pitt, that impudent
clerk at the office, did it? Or Mrs. Birrell, the charwoman, or
Burwin-Fosselton? The writing is too good for the former.
CHRISTMAS DAY.—We caught the 10.20 train at Paddington, and spent a
pleasant day at Carrie’s mother’s. The country was quite nice and
pleasant, although the roads were sloppy. We dined in the middle of the
day, just ten of us, and talked over old times. If everybody had a nice,
_un_interfering mother-in-law, such as I have, what a deal of happiness
there would be in the world. Being all in good spirits, I proposed her
health, and I made, I think, a very good speech.
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