Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
FEBRUARY 20.—The first thing that caught my eye on opening the _Standard_
was—“Great Failure of Stock and Share Dealers! Mr. Job Cleanands
absconded!” I handed it to Carrie, and she replied: “Oh! perhaps it’s
for Lupin’s good. I never did think it a suitable situation for him.” I
thought the whole affair very shocking.
Lupin came down to breakfast, and seeing he looked painfully distressed,
I said: “We know the news, my dear boy, and feel very sorry for you.”
Lupin said: “How did you know? who told you?” I handed him the
_Standard_. He threw the paper down, and said: “Oh I don’t care a button
for that! I expected that, but I did not expect this.” He then read a
letter from Frank Mutlar, announcing, in a cool manner, that Daisy Mutlar
is to be married next month to Murray Posh. I exclaimed, “Murray Posh!
Is not that the very man Frank had the impudence to bring here last
Tuesday week?” Lupin said: “Yes; the ‘_Posh’s-three-shilling-hats_’
chap.”
We all then ate our breakfast in dead silence.
In fact, I could eat nothing. I was not only too worried, but I cannot
and will not eat cushion of bacon. If I cannot get streaky bacon, I will
do without anything.
When Lupin rose to go I noticed a malicious smile creep over his face. I
asked him what it meant. He replied: “Oh! only a little
consolation—still it is a consolation. I have just remembered that, by
_my_ advice, Mr. Murray Posh has invested £600 in Parachikka Chlorates!”
CHAPTER XVII
Marriage of Daisy Mutlar and Murray Posh. The dream of my life realised.
Mr. Perkupp takes Lupin into the office.
MARCH 20.—To-day being the day on which Daisy Mutlar and Mr. Murray Posh
are to be married, Lupin has gone with a friend to spend the day at
Gravesend. Lupin has been much cut-up over the affair, although he
declares that he is glad it is off. I wish he would not go to so many
music-halls, but one dare not say anything to him about it. At the
present moment he irritates me by singing all over the house some
nonsense about “What’s the matter with Gladstone? He’s all right!
What’s the matter with Lupin? He’s all right!” _I_ don’t think either
of them is. In the evening Gowing called, and the chief topic of
conversation was Daisy’s marriage to Murray Posh. I said: “I was glad
the matter was at an end, as Daisy would only have made a fool of Lupin.”
Gowing, with his usual good taste, said: “Oh, Master Lupin can make a
fool of himself without any assistance.” Carrie very properly resented
this, and Gowing had sufficient sense to say he was sorry.
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