Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
MARCH 21.—To-day I shall conclude my diary, for it is one of the happiest
days of my life. My great dream of the last few weeks—in fact, of many
years—has been realised. This morning came a letter from Mr. Perkupp,
asking me to take Lupin down to the office with me. I went to Lupin’s
room; poor fellow, he seemed very pale, and said he had a bad headache.
He had come back yesterday from Gravesend, where he spent part of the day
in a small boat on the water, having been mad enough to neglect to take
his overcoat with him. I showed him Mr. Perkupp’s letter, and he got up
as quickly as possible. I begged of him not to put on his fast-coloured
clothes and ties, but to dress in something black or quiet-looking.
Carrie was all of a tremble when she read the letter, and all she could
keep on saying was: “Oh, I _do_ hope it will be all right.” For myself,
I could scarcely eat any breakfast. Lupin came down dressed quietly, and
looking a perfect gentleman, except that his face was rather yellow.
Carrie, by way of encouragement said: “You do look nice, Lupin.” Lupin
replied: “Yes, it’s a good make-up, isn’t it? A
regular-downright-respectable-funereal-first-class-City-firm-junior-
clerk.” He laughed rather ironically.
In the hall I heard a great noise, and also Lupin shouting to Sarah to
fetch down his old hat. I went into the passage, and found Lupin in a
fury, kicking and smashing a new tall hat. I said: “Lupin, my boy, what
are you doing? How wicked of you! Some poor fellow would be glad to
have it.” Lupin replied: “I would not insult any poor fellow by giving
it to him.”
When he had gone outside, I picked up the battered hat, and saw inside
“Posh’s Patent.” Poor Lupin! I can forgive him. It seemed hours before
we reached the office. Mr. Perkupp sent for Lupin, who was with him
nearly an hour. He returned, as I thought, crestfallen in appearance. I
said: “Well, Lupin, how about Mr. Perkupp?” Lupin commenced his song:
“What’s the matter with Perkupp? He’s all right!” I felt instinctively
my boy was engaged. I went to Mr. Perkupp, but I could not speak. He
said: “Well, Mr. Pooter, what is it?” I must have looked a fool, for all
I could say was: “Mr. Perkupp, you are a good man.” He looked at me for
a moment, and said: “No, Mr. Pooter, _you_ are the good man; and we’ll
see if we cannot get your son to follow such an excellent example.” I
said: “Mr. Perkupp, may I go home? I cannot work any more to-day.”
My good master shook my hand warmly as he nodded his head. It was as
much as I could do to prevent myself from crying in the ’bus; in fact, I
should have done so, had my thoughts not been interrupted by Lupin, who
was having a quarrel with a fat man in the ’bus, whom he accused of
taking up too much room.
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