Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
In the evening Carrie sent round for dear old friend Cummings and his
wife, and also to Gowing. We all sat round the fire, and in a bottle of
“Jackson Frères,” which Sarah fetched from the grocer’s, drank Lupin’s
health. I lay awake for hours, thinking of the future. My boy in the
same office as myself—we can go down together by the ’bus, come home
together, and who knows but in the course of time he may take great
interest in our little home. That he may help me to put a nail in here
or a nail in there, or help his dear mother to hang a picture. In the
summer he may help us in our little garden with the flowers, and assist
us to paint the stands and pots. (By-the-by, I must get in some more
enamel paint.) All this I thought over and over again, and a thousand
happy thoughts beside. I heard the clock strike four, and soon after
fell asleep, only to dream of three happy people—Lupin, dear Carrie, and
myself.
CHAPTER XVIII
Trouble with a stylographic pen. We go to a Volunteer Ball, where I am
let in for an expensive supper. Grossly insulted by a cabman. An odd
invitation to Southend.
APRIL 8.—No events of any importance, except that Gowing strongly
recommended a new patent stylographic pen, which cost me
nine-and-sixpence, and which was simply nine-and-sixpence thrown in the
mud. It has caused me constant annoyance and irritability of temper.
The ink oozes out of the top, making a mess on my hands, and once at the
office when I was knocking the palm of my hand on the desk to jerk the
ink down, Mr. Perkupp, who had just entered, called out: “Stop that
knocking! I suppose that is you, Mr. Pitt?” That young monkey, Pitt,
took a malicious glee in responding quite loudly: “No, sir; I beg pardon,
it is Mr. Pooter with his pen; it has been going on all the morning.” To
make matters worse, I saw Lupin laughing behind his desk. I thought it
wiser to say nothing. I took the pen back to the shop and asked them if
they would take it back, as it did not act. I did not expect the full
price returned, but was willing to take half. The man said he could not
do that—buying and selling were two different things. Lupin’s conduct
during the period he has been in Mr. Perkupp’s office has been most
exemplary. My only fear is, it is too good to last.
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