Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
The invitation was for half-past eight, so I concluded if we arrived an
hour later we should be in good time, without being “unfashionable,” as
Mrs. James says. It was very difficult to find—the cabman having to get
down several times to inquire at different public-houses where the Drill
Hall was. I wonder at people living in such out-of-the-way places. No
one seemed to know it. However, after going up and down a good many
badly-lighted streets we arrived at our destination. I had no idea it
was so far from Holloway. I gave the cabman five shillings, who only
grumbled, saying it was dirt cheap at half-a-sovereign, and was
impertinent enough to advise me the next time I went to a ball to take a
’bus.
Captain Welcut received us, saying we were rather late, but that it was
better late than never. He seemed a very good-looking gentleman though,
as Carrie remarked, “rather short for an officer.” He begged to be
excused for leaving us, as he was engaged for a dance, and hoped we
should make ourselves at home. Carrie took my arm and we walked round
the rooms two or three times and watched the people dancing. I couldn’t
find a single person I knew, but attributed it to most of them being in
uniform. As we were entering the supper-room I received a slap on the
shoulder, followed by a welcome shake of the hand. I said: “Mr. Padge, I
believe;” he replied, “That’s right.”
I gave Carrie a chair, and seated by her was a lady who made herself at
home with Carrie at once.
There was a very liberal repast on the tables, plenty of champagne,
claret, etc., and, in fact, everything seemed to be done regardless of
expense. Mr. Padge is a man that, I admit, I have no particular liking
for, but I felt so glad to come across someone I knew, that I asked him
to sit at our table, and I must say that for a short fat man he looked
well in uniform, although I think his tunic was rather baggy in the back.
It was the only supper-room that I have been in that was not
over-crowded; in fact we were the only people there, everybody being so
busy dancing.
I assisted Carrie and her newly-formed acquaintance, who said her name
was Lupkin, to some champagne; also myself, and handed the bottle to Mr.
Padge to do likewise, saying: “You must look after yourself.” He
replied: “That’s right,” and poured out half a tumbler and drank Carrie’s
health, coupled, as he said, “with her worthy lord and master.” We all
had some splendid pigeon pie, and ices to follow.
The waiters were very attentive, and asked if we would like some more
wine. I assisted Carrie and her friend and Mr. Padge, also some people
who had just come from the dancing-room, who were very civil. It
occurred to me at the time that perhaps some of the gentlemen knew me in
the City, as they were so polite. I made myself useful, and assisted
several ladies to ices, remembering an old saying that “There is nothing
lost by civility.”
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