Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
I could see my good master was somewhat affected, and I said: “I hope,
sir, you do not imagine that I have in any way countenanced my son’s
unwarrantable interference?” Mr. Perkupp rose from his seat and took my
hand, and said: “Mr. Pooter, I would as soon suspect myself as suspect
you.” I was so agitated that in the confusion, to show my gratitude I
very nearly called him a “grand old man.”
Fortunately I checked myself in time, and said he was a “grand old
master.” I was so unaccountable for my actions that I sat down, leaving
him standing. Of course, I at once rose, but Mr. Perkupp bade me sit
down, which I was very pleased to do. Mr. Perkupp, resuming, said: “You
will understand, Mr. Pooter, that the high-standing nature of our firm
will not admit of our bending to anybody. If Mr. Crowbillon chooses to
put his work into other hands—I may add, less experienced hands—it is not
for us to bend and beg back his custom.” “You _shall_ not do it, sir,” I
said with indignation. “Exactly,” replied Mr. Perkupp; “I shall _not_ do
it. But I was thinking this, Mr. Pooter. Mr. Crowbillon is our most
valued client, and I will even confess—for I know this will not go beyond
ourselves—that we cannot afford very well to lose him, especially in
these times, which are not of the brightest. Now, I fancy you can be of
service.”
I replied: “Mr. Perkupp, I will work day and night to serve you!”
Mr. Perkupp said: “I know you will. Now, what I should like you to do is
this. You yourself might write to Mr. Crowbillon—you must not, of
course, lead him to suppose I know anything about your doing so—and
explain to him that your son was only taken on as a clerk—quite an
inexperienced one in fact—out of the respect the firm had for you, Mr.
Pooter. This is, of course, a fact. I don’t suggest that you should
speak in too strong terms of your own son’s conduct; but I may add, that
had he been a son of mine, I should have condemned his interference with
no measured terms. That I leave to you. I think the result will be that
Mr. Crowbillon will see the force of the foolish step he has taken, and
our firm will neither suffer in dignity nor in pocket.”
I could not help thinking what a noble gentleman Mr. Perkupp is. His
manners and his way of speaking seem to almost thrill one with respect.
I said: “Would you like to see the letter before I send it?”
Mr. Perkupp said: “Oh no! I had better not. I am supposed to know
nothing about it, and I have every confidence in you. You must write the
letter carefully. We are not very busy; you had better take the morning
to-morrow, or the whole day if you like. I shall be here myself all day
to-morrow, in fact all the week, in case Mr. Crowbillon should call.”
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