Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
I went home a little more cheerful, but I left word with Sarah that I
could not see either Gowing or Cummings, nor in fact anybody, if they
called in the evening. Lupin came into the parlour for a moment with a
new hat on, and asked my opinion of it. I said I was not in the mood to
judge of hats, and I did not think he was in a position to buy a new one.
Lupin replied carelessly: “I didn’t buy it; it was a present.”
I have such terrible suspicions of Lupin now that I scarcely like to ask
him questions, as I dread the answers so. He, however, saved me the
trouble.
He said: “I met a friend, an old friend, that I did not quite think a
friend at the time; but it’s all right. As he wisely said, ‘all is fair
in love and war,’ and there was no reason why we should not be friends
still. He’s a jolly, good, all-round sort of fellow, and a very
different stamp from that inflated fool of a Perkupp.”
I said: “Hush, Lupin! Do not pray add insult to injury.”
Lupin said: “What do you mean by injury? I repeat, I have done no
injury. Crowbillon is simply tired of a stagnant stick-in-the-mud firm,
and made the change on his own account. I simply recommended the new
firm as a matter of biz—good old biz!”
I said quietly: “I don’t understand your slang, and at my time of life
have no desire to learn it; so, Lupin, my boy, let us change the subject.
I will, if it please you, _try_ and be interested in your new hat
adventure.”
Lupin said: “Oh! there’s nothing much about it, except I have not once
seen him since his marriage, and he said he was very pleased to see me,
and hoped we should be friends. I stood a drink to cement the
friendship, and he stood me a new hat—one of his own.”
I said rather wearily: “But you have not told me your old friend’s name?”
Lupin said, with affected carelessness: “Oh didn’t I? Well, I will. It
was _Murray Posh_.”
MAY 14.—Lupin came down late, and seeing me at home all the morning,
asked the reason of it. Carrie and I both agreed it was better to say
nothing to him about the letter I was writing, so I evaded the question.
Lupin went out, saying he was going to lunch with Murray Posh in the
City. I said I hoped Mr. Posh would provide him with a berth. Lupin
went out laughing, saying: “I don’t mind _wearing_ Posh’s one-priced
hats, but I am not going to _sell_ them.” Poor boy, I fear he is
perfectly hopeless.
It took me nearly the whole day to write to Mr. Crowbillon. Once or
twice I asked Carrie for suggestions; and although it seems ungrateful,
her suggestions were none of them to the point, while one or two were
absolutely idiotic. Of course I did not tell her so. I got the letter
off, and took it down to the office for Mr. Perkupp to see, but he again
repeated that he could trust me.
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