Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
In the exuberance of his spirits he hit his hat with his stick, gave a
loud war “Whoo-oop,” jumped over a chair, and took the liberty of
rumpling my hair all over my forehead, and bounced out of the room,
giving me no chance of reminding him of his age and the respect which was
due to his parent. Gowing and Cummings came in the evening, and
positively cheered me up with congratulations respecting Lupin.
Gowing said: “I always said he would get on, and, take my word, he has
more in his head than we three put together.”
Carrie said: “He is a second Hardfur Huttle.”
CHAPTER XXII
Master Percy Edgar Smith James. Mrs. James (of Sutton) visits us again
and introduces “Spiritual Séances.”
MAY 26, Sunday.—We went to Sutton after dinner to have meat-tea with Mr.
and Mrs. James. I had no appetite, having dined well at two, and the
entire evening was spoiled by little Percy—their only son—who seems to me
to be an utterly spoiled child.
Two or three times he came up to me and deliberately kicked my shins. He
hurt me once so much that the tears came into my eyes. I gently
remonstrated with him, and Mrs. James said: “Please don’t scold him; I do
not believe in being too severe with young children. You spoil their
character.”
Little Percy set up a deafening yell here, and when Carrie tried to
pacify him, he slapped her face.
I was so annoyed, I said: “That is not my idea of bringing up children,
Mrs. James.”
Mrs. James said. “People have different ideas of bringing up
children—even your son Lupin is not the standard of perfection.”
A Mr. Mezzini (an Italian, I fancy) here took Percy in his lap. The
child wriggled and kicked and broke away from Mr. Mezzini, saying: “I
don’t like you—you’ve got a dirty face.”
A very nice gentleman, Mr. Birks Spooner, took the child by the wrist and
said: “Come here, dear, and listen to this.”
He detached his chronometer from the chain and made his watch strike six.
To our horror, the child snatched it from his hand and bounced it down
upon the ground like one would a ball.
Mr. Birks Spooner was most amiable, and said he could easily get a new
glass put in, and did not suppose the works were damaged.
To show you how people’s opinions differ, Carrie said the child was
bad-tempered, but it made up for that defect by its looks, for it was—in
her mind—an unquestionably beautiful child.
I may be wrong, but I do not think I have seen a much uglier child
myself. That is _my_ opinion.
MAY 30.—I don’t know why it is, but I never anticipate with any pleasure
the visits to our house of Mrs. James, of Sutton. She is coming again to
stay for a few days. I said to Carrie this morning, as I was leaving: “I
wish, dear Carrie, I could like Mrs. James better than I do.”
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