Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
Gowing called in the evening, and I was obliged to tell him about Lupin
and Mr. Perkupp; and, to my surprise, he was quite inclined to side with
Lupin. Carrie joined in, and said she thought I was taking much too
melancholy a view of it. Gowing produced a pint sample-bottle of
Madeira, which had been given him, which he said would get rid of the
blues. I dare say it would have done so if there had been more of it;
but as Gowing helped himself to three glasses, it did not leave much for
Carrie and me to get rid of the blues with.
MAY 15.—A day of great anxiety, for I expected every moment a letter from
Mr. Crowbillon. Two letters came in the evening—one for me, with
“Crowbillon Hall” printed in large gold-and-red letters on the back of
the envelope; the other for Lupin, which I felt inclined to open and
read, as it had “Gylterson, Sons, and Co. Limited,” which was the
recommended firm. I trembled as I opened Mr. Crowbillon’s letter. I
wrote him sixteen pages, closely written; he wrote me less than sixteen
lines.
His letter was: “Sir,—I totally disagree with you. Your son, in the
course of five minutes’ conversation, displayed more intelligence than
your firm has done during the last five years.—Yours faithfully, Gilbert
E. Gillam O. Crowbillon.”
What am I to do? Here is a letter that I dare not show to Mr. Perkupp,
and would not show to Lupin for anything. The crisis had yet to come;
for Lupin arrived, and, opening his letter, showed a cheque for £25 as a
commission for the recommendation of Mr. Crowbillon, whose custom to Mr.
Perkupp is evidently lost for ever. Cummings and Gowing both called, and
both took Lupin’s part. Cummings went so far as to say that Lupin would
make a name yet. I suppose I was melancholy, for I could only ask: “Yes,
but what sort of a name?”
MAY 16.—I told Mr. Perkupp the contents of the letter in a modified form,
but Mr. Perkupp said: “Pray don’t discuss the matter; it is at an end.
Your son will bring his punishment upon himself.” I went home in the
evening, thinking of the hopeless future of Lupin. I found him in most
extravagant spirits and in evening dress. He threw a letter on the table
for me to read.
To my amazement, I read that Gylterson and Sons had absolutely engaged
Lupin at a salary of £200 a year, with other advantages. I read the
letter through three times and thought it must have been for me. But
there it was—Lupin Pooter—plain enough. I was silent. Lupin said: “What
price Perkupp now? You take my tip, Guv.—‘off’ with Perkupp and freeze
on to Gylterson, the firm of the future! Perkupp’s firm? The stagnant
dummies have been standing still for years, and now are moving back. I
want to go on. In fact I must go _off_, as I am dining with the Murray
Poshs to-night.”
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