Mr. John—ating his loan cup of hot water looks up. Hes a gintle spaking
gintleman in contrarst to his bruther James. The rayson of this Mr.
Wolley explayned to me wanse was that Mr. John is an eediotor wile Mr.
James is a bawld voiced orthor, spaking, ses Mr. Wolley, wid the orful
tung of the muck raker. Well Mr. John looks up gintly and fidgets his
paper and ses mildly:
“Er——Delia—er——”
“Well?” ses I, fite in me toans.
“Another cup of hot water if you plase” ses he.
He hild up the cup befure his eyes suspishussly.
“—er Delia” ses he, making an effet to mollyfy me timper. “How do you
like it here” ses he.
“Like it! My God its a loan wilderniss of a place, sor,” ses I.
“Shaw!” ses he, “Why theeres forty-two families on the Poynt.”
“The Poynt?”
[Illustration:
“I tuk a bit of paper from Mr. John’s desk, and I penned the following
warning in plane litters and langwidge.”
]
“Yes. They call this neck of land the Poynt” ses he “I suppose becorse
its just a poynt of land running into the Sound.”
“Its a bloont poynt” ses I.
“It is” ses he, “but down at the ind of it, there _is_ a very fine poynt
of land. Me brother waggushly corls it ‘Rogues Poynt’” ses he.
“And why sor?”
“Haw, haw!” ses he, larfing into his napkin.
Mr. James cum sontering in joost thin in tinnis pants. He tramped acrost
me imacklate floor, banged out a chare and doomped himself into it.
“Me brikfust in a hurry Delia” ses he. “Whats the joke Johnny” ses he to
his larfing brother.
“I was telling Delia the name ye’ve given the Poynt—Rogues Poynt.”
“Hum!” ses Mr. James, ating amorosly on a grape froot. “Its like this
Delia” ses he, guving me a seeriess look, “The 2 show places on the ind
of the Poynt are occipied respictably by an Oil magnut and a Insurince
Prissydint.”
“And be they rogues?” asks I innercently.
“Dammed raskils” ses Mr. James sollemly.
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CHAPTER IX
ANOTHER DAY
Aroze. Got up. Dressed. Made me bed. Imtied me slops.
“I want you all to lissen to me” ses Miss Claire, adrissing the
assimbled family in the dining-room. “Now” ses she, “if I’m to be
housekaper and we cant afford but wan girl and the works altogether too
hevvy for Delia alone and shell be laving us if——”
“Sh!” says her mother, “spake lower. Shes in the bootlers pantry, making
the salad.
“Nonsinse” ses Mr. James, “shes at the keyhole lissening.”
“Well, but do lissen all,” airges Miss Claire. “Iverybody” ses she, “has
got to do his indivijool share of work. The lons must be cut. A garden
must be planted. Frish vegitables are absolootely nicissiry. James” ses
she swately, “_You_ can cut the lons.”
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