“Mr. Mulvaney” ses I, “whin Delia O’Malley is reddy to marry she’ll be
choosing a thrifty lad wid a forchune larger than her own. Do you tak me
for a nigger?” arsks I. “Ivery dummed one of those unforchunt crachures
do be washing after marruge, handing over there hardairned wages to the
cauld-harted goomps theyve been loonyticks enuff to marry. Larry
Mulvaney” ses I, “Its a smart lad ye are, but Delia O’Malley sees throo
yere thricks.”
“Delia, me darlint” ses he, wid such airnestness I’m almost like to
belave him, “I wish” ses he, “ye’d tak yere munney frum the bank and
drap it into the well” ses he. “Its you I want” ses he, “not yer auld
munney.”
“Mr. Mulvaney” ses I cauldly, “Anny wan but an eediot” ses I “cud fish
up a bit of munney put doon in a well.”
To musseer I likewise ixprissed mesilf consarning forchune hoonters in
gineral and furringer in pertickler.
“Museer” ses I “I oonderstand its the custum in yure cuntry for the
wimmen to guv over there bit of a forchune to there worthliss
hoosbunds?”
“May but me share Mumsell Delia” ses he, “Is it not thin a grand custom?
Think sharee” ses he, “Hoo shud be the custoadyun of the joynt wilth of
such a onion if not the hed of the family. Why sharee” ses he, sharee
being Frinch for mavorneen, “It is as it shud be.”
“Museer” ses I, “I may be auld-fashuned, but I shtand here riddy to
state the following facks. I’m a hard warking girl and befure I’d see me
hard airned savings parss into the hands of a good-fur-nothing disiloot
Frinch husbund I’d throw it into purgatry and burn it oop insted. Good
marning museer” ses I “Will you plase ixcuse me this avening.”
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CHAPTER XXX
A WEEK LATER
I got ap this marning at siven. While wiping me face after giving it a
good sousing wid warter, I chanst to look from me winder. I seen the
rane poaring down frum a gray and milincully sky.
“Its a sad day its going to be to-day” ses I to mesilf, little noing the
throoth of the matter. The day itsilf to be shure passed away as yushil.
I warked and cooked. The family et. The house looked dark and gloomy,
and I belave it cheered us all up a bit whin I’m toorning on the lites.
After dinner I planned to rite to Minny, and so was hurrying throo the
washing of me pots and pans in the sink whin I herd me bastemint dure
open and close wid a bang, and ses I to mesilf: “Its that bauld Larry
Mulvaney walking into me kitchin widout the dacinsy aven of nocking.” So
I kipt me contemshus back toorned aven whin the stips cam along throo
the bastemint hall and paused at me kitchin dure. Thin I herd a voyce
spaking me name.
“Delia!”
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