“They are all in there rooms” ses she wispering. Then she seen Museer
and Larry, both of them wid there mouths and eyes gaping at Mr. Harry.
He was smiling quarely and he toorned to museer:
“Alfonse!” ses he, “ye’ve arrived in the nich of time. I want you” ses
he “to go back to our place and get riddy the big Pinkard. We’ll be over
in a sicond.”
Museer bowed, but he histated a minit.
“Well?” ses Mr. Harry, “What are you waiting for?”
“Whare is it Museer wishes to go” ses the Frinchman rubbing his hands
narvissly thegither, and giving a look at Miss Claire.
“To New Rosette” ses Mr. Harry smiling, “I know a parson there” ses he,
“will do it in a jiffy. His name’s Hammond” ses he, and then suddintly
he turned tord me. “And by the way Alfonse” ses he, “Puir Delia here
will be ixpicting you back airly. Shes lost her little forchune.”
“Mon Joor! Sacrey! Dam!” ses Museer and looked at me wid his eyes
boolging, then he stamped oot, swaring tarribly in Frinch.
Larry guv me wan look, then he begun to wissel, excusing himsilf a
moment after to Miss Claire.
Mr. Harry hilped Miss Claire on wid her coat, and buttoned it up snug to
her chin. “For” ses he “its cold and raining, and we have quite a trip
to make” ses he.
Thin we all started out frum the house Mr. Dudley almost carrying Miss
Claire over the wet lon and Larry Mulvaney grasping me titely by the
arm.
We got into the Dudley driveway and cum up befure the grate barn. Then
we seen museer at the tillyfone. Hes spaking franticully harf in Frinch
and harf in English. Mr. Harry putrifyes him wid a look and he drapt the
tillyfone and turned sowerly to the big ortermobile, pretinding to start
it. Mr. Harry helped Miss Claire into the tonno, thin the Frinchman
climed in frunt. Mr. Harry foosed a bit wid the masheenery, then he
joomped in beside the Frinchman, and all of a suddint he seesed the weel
frum the Frinchman’s hands, guv a toot to his horn, and wint flying out
of the barn dure, joost as auld Mr. Dudley cum rooning frum the house
waving his hands and showting: “Alfonse! Alfonse!”
He cum into the barn farely choking wid rage. The nixt moment he seen
Larry and me.
“Larry” ses he, and he climed into the uther masheen, standing there.
“Overtake those loonyticks” ses he, “and I’ll make you a ritch man.”
“I will” ses Larry “I kin beet anny Frinchman living.”
I fownd me way home aloan, Larry the crool harted miscreent wid his
avoreeshus hart having obeyed the order of Mr. Dudley. As I cum into me
kitchin I fownd the hole Wolley family, wid the ixcipshun of Mrs. Wolley
and the babby, waiting for me.
“Whare have you been?” shouted Mr. James, and Mr. Wolley guv me a look
fit to kill me.
“Theres no yuse attimting to desave us Delia” ses Mr. John quietly, the
only cam wan of the boonch, “The Dudley charfer tillyfoned us the facks
a minit sense. Now, whares Claire. I presoom” ses he, “they were stopped
in time?”
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