Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
“Presumably,” I answered a little curtly. “Unless you happen to know
her. I have that privilege.”
His smile grew a trifle more pronounced though his eyes were set and
steady. “Know her?” He beckoned to the waiter for more brandy. “No, I
can’t say I know her. In fact, my sole claim to acquaintanceship is that
I carried her for three miles in the dark one night, slung over my
shoulder like a sack of potatoes. But I don’t know her.”
“You did what?” I cried, staring at him in amazement.
“Sounds a bit over the odds, I admit.” He was carefully cutting the end
off his cigar. “Nevertheless it stands.”
Now when any man states that he has carried a woman for three miles,
whether it be in the dark or not, and has followed up such an
introduction so indifferently that the woman fails even to recognise him
afterwards, there would seem to be the promise of a story. But when the
woman is one of the Lady Sylvia Claverings of this world, and the man is
of the type of my dinner companion, the promise resolves itself into a
certainty.
Merton was one of those indefinable characters who defy placing. You
felt that if you landed in Yokohama, and he was with you, you would
instinctively rely on him for information as to the best thing to do and
the best way to do it. There seemed to be no part of the globe, from the
South Sea Islands going westward to Alaska, with which he was not as
well acquainted as the ordinary man is with his native village. At the
time I did not know him well. The dinner was only our third meeting, and
during the meal we confined ourselves to the business which had been the
original cause of our running across one another at all. But even in
that short time I had realised that Billy Merton was a white man. And
not only was he straight, but he was essentially a useful person to have
at one’s side in a tight corner.
“Are you disposed to elaborate your somewhat amazing statement?” I
asked, after a pause.
For a moment or two he hesitated, and his eyes became thoughtful.
“I don’t suppose there’s any reason why I shouldn’t,” he answered
slowly. “It’s ancient history now—ten years or so.”
“That was just about the time she was married,” I remarked.
He nodded. “She was on her honeymoon when it happened. Well, if you want
to hear the yarn, come round to my club.”
“Why, certainly,” I said, beckoning for the bill. “Let’s get on at once;
I’m curious.”
“Do you know Africa at all?” he asked me, as we pulled our chairs up to
the fire. We had the room almost to ourselves; a gentle snoring from the
other fireplace betokened the only other occupant.
“Egypt,” I answered. “Parts of South Africa. The usual thing: nothing
out of the ordinary.”
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