Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
“‘Well,’ he said at length, ‘I warned your predecessor, and I’ll warn
you. Don’t fall foul of my manager down here. Name of Mainwaring—I do
_not_ think. Don’t give him advice about keeping off the drink, or he’ll
kill you. He’s killing himself, but that’s his business. I’m tough—you
look tough, but he’s got us beat to a frazzle. And take cover if he ever
gets mixed up with any of the Dagos—the place isn’t healthy.’
“It was just at that moment that the door swung open and a tall, lean
fellow lounged in. He’d got an eyeglass screwed into one eye, and a pair
of perfectly-fitting polo boots with some immaculate white breeches
encased his legs. His shirt was silk, his sun-helmet spotless; in fact,
he looked like the typical English dude of fiction.
“‘My manager, Mainwaring,’ said McAndrew, by way of introduction.
“Mainwaring stared at me for a moment or two—then he shrugged his
shoulders.
“‘You look sane; however, if you come here you can’t be. Double gin—and
one for yourself.’
“He spoke with a faint, almost affected drawl, and as I poured out the
drinks I watched him covertly. When he first came in I had thought him a
young man; now I wasn’t so sure. It was his eyes that made one wonder as
to his age—they were so utterly tired. If he was indeed drinking
himself to death, there were no traces of it as yet on his face, and his
hand as he lifted his glass was perfectly steady. But those eyes of
his—I can see them now. The cynical bitterness, the concentrated
weariness of all Hell was in them. And it’s not good for any man to look
like that; certainly not a man of thirty-five, as I afterwards
discovered his age to be.”
Merton paused and sipped his whisky-and-soda, while from the other side
of the room came indications that the sleeper still slept.
“I never found out what his real name was,” he continued, thoughtfully.
“Incidentally, it doesn’t much matter. We knew him as Mainwaring, and
the J. which preceded it in his signature was assumed to stand for James
or Jimmy. Anyway, he answered to it, which was the main point. As far as
I know, he never received a letter and he never read a paper, and I
guess I got to know him better than anyone else in that hole. Every
morning, punctual to the second at eleven o’clock, he’d stroll into the
bar and have three double-gins. Sometimes he’d talk in his faint, rather
pleasant drawl; more often he’d sit silently at one of the rickety
tables, staring out to sea, with his long legs stretched out in front of
him. But whichever he did—whatever morning it was—you could always see
your face in his boots.
“I remember once, after I’d been there about a month, I started to pull
his leg about those boots of his.
“‘Take the devil of a long time cleaning them in the morning, don’t you,
Jimmy?’ I said, as he lounged up to the bar for his third gin.
“‘Yes,’ he answered, leaning over the counter so that his face was close
to mine. ‘Got anything further to say about my appearance?’
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