In these phalansteries of the Parisian bourgeois everything becomes
an event. The maid told her mistress the name of her future neighbor;
the mistress told her husband; she spoke of M. Sixte at table in such
a way that the maid comprehended enough to surmise that the new lodger
was “in books like monsieur.” Carbonnet would not have been worthy
of drawing the cord in a Parisian lodging-house, if his wife and he
had not immediately felt the necessity of bringing M. Adrien Sixte
and Mlle. Trapenard together. They felt this the more because Mme.
Carbonnet, who was old and almost disabled, had already too much to do
to take care of three households, to undertake this one. The taste for
intrigue which flourishes in lodging-houses like fuchsias, geraniums,
and basils induced this couple to assure the savant that the cooking at
the eating-houses was wretched, that there was not a single housekeeper
whom they could recommend in the whole neighborhood, and that the
servant of the late M. l’Abbé Vayssier was a “pearl” of discretion,
order, economy, and culinary skill. Finally, the philosopher consented
to see this model housekeeper. The visible honesty of the woman pleased
him and also the reflection that this arrangement would simplify his
existence, by relieving him from the odious task of giving a certain
number of positive orders. Mlle. Trapenard entered the service of this
master for fifty francs a month, which was soon increased to sixty.
The savant gave her fifty francs in New-Year gifts beside. He never
examined his accounts, but settled them every Sunday morning without
question. It was Mlle. Trapenard who did the business with all the
tradesmen without any interference on the part of M. Sixte.
In a word she reigned absolute mistress, a situation, as may be
imagined, which excited the universal envy of the little world
incessantly going up and down the common staircase so zealously
scrubbed every Monday.
“I say, Mam’zelle Mariette, you have drawn the lucky number,” said
Carbonnet as the housekeeper stopped a minute to chat with her
benefactor, who was now much older.
He wore spectacles on his square nose, and it was with some difficulty
that he adjusted the blows of his hammer to the heads of the nails
which he drove into the boot-heels closely pressed between his legs.
For some years he had taken care of a cock named Ferdinand--why, no
one knew. This creature wandered about among the bits of leather,
exciting the admiration of all visitors by his eagerness to peck at
the buttons of the boots. In his moments of fright this pet cock
would take refuge with his master, plunge one of his feet into the
pocket of the cobbler’s vest and hide his head under the arm of the
old _concierge_: “Come, Ferdinand, say good-day to Mam’zelle
Mariette,” resumed Carbonnet. And the cock gently pecked the woman’s
hand, while his master continued:
“I always say, ‘Never despair at one bad year, two good ones are bound
to come immediately after.’”
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