'I admire your courage and resignation,' said Trevor, 'so now let us go
and take rooms for the Society.'
They found rooms, lordly rooms, which Trevor furnished in a stately
manner, hanging a selection of his mezzotints on the walls--ladies of old
years, after Romney, Reynolds, Hoppner, and the rest. A sober opulence
and comfort characterised the chambers; a well-selected set of books in a
Sheraton bookcase was intended to beguile the tedium of waiting clients.
The typewriter (Miss Blossom accepted the situation) occupied an inner
chamber, opening out of that which was to be sacred to consultations.
The firm traded under the title of Messrs. Gray and Graham. Their
advertisement--in all the newspapers--addressed itself 'To Parents,
Guardians, Children and others.' It set forth the sorrows and anxieties
which beset families in the matter of undesirable matrimonial engagements
and entanglements. The advertisers proposed, by a new method, to restore
domestic peace and confidence. 'No private inquiries will, in any case,
be made into the past of the parties concerned. The highest references
will in every instance be given and demanded. Intending clients must in
the first instance apply by letter to Messrs. Gray and Graham. No charge
will be made for a first interview, which can only be granted after
satisfactory references have been exchanged by letter.'
'If _that_ does not inspire confidence,' said Merton, 'I don't know what
will.'
'Nothing short of it will do,' said Logan.
'But the mezzotints will carry weight,' said Trevor, 'and a few good
cloisonnes and enamelled snuff-boxes and bronzes will do no harm.'
So he sent in some weedings of his famous collection.
III. ADVENTURE OF THE FIRST CLIENTS
Merton was reading the newspaper in the office, expecting a client. Miss
Blossom was typewriting in the inner chamber; the door between was open.
The office boy knocked at Merton's outer door, and the sound of that
boy's strangled chuckling was distinctly audible to his employer. There
is something irritating in the foolish merriment of a youthful menial. No
conduct could be more likely than that of the office boy to irritate the
first client, arriving on business of which it were hard to exaggerate
the delicate and anxious nature.
These reflections flitted through Merton's mind as he exclaimed 'Come
in,' with a tone of admonishing austerity.
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