'Not her, nor does she cook again in my house. The shock might have
killed a man of my age,' said Mr. Fulton, breathing heavily, and leading
the way up the steps to his own door. 'Her cat, the hussy!' he grumbled.
Mr. Fulton kept his word. When Miss Blowser returned, with her saucepan
and Rangoon, she found her trunks in the passage, corded by Mr. Fulton's
own trembling hands, and she departed for ever.
Her chase had been a stern chase, a long chase, the cab driven by Trevor
had never been out of sight. It led her, in the western wilds, to a Home
for Decayed and Destitute Cats, and it had driven away before she entered
the lane leading to the Home. But there she found Rangoon. He had just
been deposited there, in a seedy old traveller's fur-lined sleeping bag,
the matron of the Home averred, by a very pleasant gentleman, who said he
had found the cat astray, lost, and thinking him a rare and valuable
animal had deemed it best to deposit him at the Home. He had left money
to pay for advertisements. He had even left the advertisement,
typewritten (by Miss Blossom).
'FOUND. A magnificent Siamese Cat. Apply to the Home for Destitute and
Decayed Cats, Water Lane, West Hammersmith.'
'Very thoughtful of the gentleman,' said the matron of the Home. 'No; he
did not leave any address. Said something about doing good by stealth.'
'Stealth, why he stole my cat!' exclaimed Miss Blowser. 'He must have
had the advertisement printed like that ready beforehand. It's a
conspiracy,' and she brandished her saucepan.
The matron, who was prejudiced in favour of Logan, and his two
sovereigns, which now need not be expended in advertisements, was alarmed
by the hostile attitude of Miss Blowser. 'There's your cat,' she said
drily; 'it ain't stealing a cat to leave it, with money for its board,
and to pay for advertisements, in a well-conducted charitable
institution, with a duchess for president. And he even left five
shillings to pay for the cab of anybody as might call for the cat. There
is your money.'
Miss Blowser threw the silver away.
'Take your old cat in the bag,' said the matron, slamming the door in the
face of Miss Blowser.
* * * * *
After the trial for breach of promise of marriage, and after paying the
very considerable damages which Miss Blowser demanded and received, old
Mr. Fulton hardened his heart, and engaged a male _chef_.
The gratitude of Mrs. Gisborne, now free from all anxiety, was touching.
But Merton assured her that he knew nothing whatever of the stratagem,
scarcely a worthy one, he thought, as she reported it, by which her uncle
was disentangled.
It was Logan's opinion, and it is mine, that he had not been guilty of
theft, but perhaps of the wrongous detention or imprisonment of Rangoon.
'But,' he said, 'the Habeas Corpus Act has no clause about cats, and in
Scottish law, which is good enough for _me_, there is no property in
cats. You can't, legally, _steal_ them.'
'How do you know?' asked Merton.
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