Pat held in her mind a picture of the Solar System and the Sun,
embedded in the long spiral arm of the Galaxy. She made the image of
the Earth expand and contract in emphasis.
"Thank you. So you come from that little system, do you? How
interesting. And yet you have never heard of housings."
"We call them bodies."
"Well, so they are. I recall a primitive energy transmission we had
here long ago. We extended an invitation to the operators, but they
have not so far arrived. They came from your system, or so they said."
"They did. They contacted you by what we call radio. We were sent,
frankly, to see what sort of envoy should be sent here to you."
"Ah! There has been a natural confusion. We thought you were here from
one of our outer systems where we are having some difficulty raising
the right housing. In fact, we were just debating the correct form of
grain to transmit to feed the housings on. They are in the awkward
stage of having sufficient minds to exist, but insufficient nerve
cortex to enable us to enter them. Our local representatives--whom we
mistook you for--have been having a very difficult time for several
hundred years, but we will soon find the answer. Now, we will be glad
to receive an envoy from your system. We are always glad to receive
representatives from our successful colonies. As to the type of envoy,
anyone with a broad galactic viewpoint will do. We will, of course, be
glad to offer housing and the usual facilities."
"When you say housing, you mean bodies?"
"Naturally. Bodies such as these Senators' or my own are the most
adaptable for this climate. If you go in to our Ganymede or out to Jove
you would have to use a local--er--body, because these human types
would melt or suffocate respectively. But the local housings in silica
and in ammonia crystal have proved quite adequate for normal locomotion
and physical work there. The normal facilities of the sport planets
would be available, to be sure. We are quite proud of our slither
bodies, I suppose you would call them, in the snow worlds--quite a
recent development. I fear we are not too luxurious here, but galactic
opinion forces us to make our housings do almost everything they are
capable of doing--walk, drive, cook and other such menial tasks. But
then at least everyone knows we are not spending the revenue on our
own housing--er--our own bodies. Only last century we barely averted
a political threat to make all Senators' bodies sleep out in the open
weather. But obviously it is much more expensive to keep breeding new
bodies than build a shelter such as this one. Even taxpayers can see
that."
The Speaker's mind echoed general agreement from the Senators.
"It will come as a surprise," Pat said clearly, "but our system
believes _we_ colonized _yours_."
This met polite and general laughter in which the Speaker joined.
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