The christening party consisted of the proud father, the baby--a girl--the grandfather and the rest of the folks. The grandfather stood nearest the priest during the ceremony. “What’s the child’s name?” asked the priest of the grandfather at the appropriate moment. “I dunno,” the grandfather replied. And he turned to the father and whispered hoarsely: “What’s its name?” “Hazel,” replied the father. “What?” asked the grandfather. “Hazel,” repeated the father. The grandfather threw up his hands in disgust. “What d’ye think av that?” he asked the priest. “With the calendar av the saints full av gur-rl names--an’ him namin’ his after a nut!”--_Saturday Evening Post._ Boards and Associations PHARMACEUTICAL ASSOCIATIONS. State Place of Date President Secretary Meeting ALABAMA Talladega 1913 C. T. Ruff, W. E. Bingham, Springs Montgomery Tuscaloosa. ARKANSAS Hope May, J. Ward, Hope Miss M. A. Fein, 1913 Little Rock. FLORIDA Tampa 1913 Mason Thornton, J. H. Houghton, Ormond Palatka. LOUISIANA 1913 W. E. Allen, Geo. W. McDuff, Monroe N. Orleans. MARYLAND Ocean City June 24-27, D. P. Schindel, E. F. Kelly, 1913 Hagersto’n Roland Park. MISSISSIPPI Gulfport 1913 T. H. Holcomb, H. M. Fraser, Greenwood University. NO. CAROLINA New Bern June 11-13, J. G. M. Cordon, J. G. Beard, 1913 Clayton Chapel Hill. OKLAHOMA Lawton 1913 C. A. Dow, A. W. Woodmancy, Ronk Creek Ok. City. SO. CAROLINA Glenn Springs 1913 O. F. Hart, F. M. Smith, Columbia Charleston. TENNESSEE Memphis 1913 E. C. Finch, T. J. Shannon, Waverly Sharon. TEXAS Galveston 1913 H. C. Jackson, E. G. Eberly, Austin Dallas. VIRGINIA Old Pt. July 8-11, C. D. Fox, E. L. Brandis, Comfort 1913 Roanoke Richmond. GEORGIA Columbus June 10-11, J. W. Ridout, T. A. Cheatham, 1913 Macon Macon. A. PH. A. Nashville, Aug. 25-30, W. B. Day, J. H. Beal Scio, Tenn. 1913 Milwaukee Ohio. N. W. D. A. Jacksonville, Nov., Albert Plaut, J. E. Toms, Fla. 1913 New York New York.