When I ought to have been asleep the “unborn pages crowded on my
soul.” The Chapters ante-initial and post-initial appeared in
delightful prospect “long drawn out:” the beginning, the middle and
the end were evolved before me: the whole spread itself forth, and
then the parts unravelled themselves and danced the hays. The very
types rose in judgment against me, as if to persecute me for the tasks
which during so many years I had imposed upon them. Capitals and small
letters, pica and long-primer, brevier and bourgeois, english and
nonpareil, minion and pearl, Romans and Italics, black-letter and red,
past over my inward sight. The notes of admiration!!! stood straight
up in view as I lay on the one side; and when I turned on the other to
avoid them, the notes of interrogation cocked up their hump-backs???
Then came to recollection the various incidents of the eventful tale.
“Visions of glory spare my aching sight!” The various personages, like
spectral faces in a fit of the vapours, stared at me through my
eyelids. The Doctor oppressed me like an incubus; and for the
Horse,—he became a perfect night-mare. “Leave me, leave me to repose!”
Twelve by the kitchen clock!—still restless!—One! O Doctor, for one of
thy comfortable composing draughts!—Two! here's a case of
insomnolence! I, who in summer close my lids as instinctively as the
daisy when the sun goes down; and who in winter could hybernate as
well as Bruin, were I but provided with as much fat to support me
during the season, and keep the wick of existence burning:—I, who, if
my pedigree were properly made out, should be found to have descended
from one of the Seven Sleepers, and from the Sleeping Beauty in the
Wood!
I put my arms out of bed. I turned the pillow for the sake of applying
a cold surface to my cheek. I stretched my feet into the cold corner.
I listened to the river, and to the ticking of my watch. I thought of
all sleepy sounds and all soporific things: the flow of water, the
humming of bees, the motion of a boat, the waving of a field of corn,
the nodding of a mandarine's head on the chimney-piece, a horse in a
mill, the opera, Mr. Humdrum's conversation, Mr. Proser's poems, Mr.
Laxative's speeches, Mr. Lengthy's sermons. I tried the device of my
own childhood, and fancied that the bed revolved with me round and
round. Still the Doctor visited me as perseveringly as if I had been
his best patient; and, call up what thoughts I would to keep him off,
the Horse charged through them all.
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