But without looking so far into the future history of Dovery, let me
exhort the learned Australian to whom the honour is reserved of
imparting this treasure to his countrymen, that he abstain from all
attempts at discovering the mysteries of Aballiboozobanganorribo! The
unapocalyptical arcana of that stupendous vocable are beyond his
reach;—so let him rest assured. Let him not plunge into the fathomless
depths of that great word, let him not attempt to soar to its
unapproachable heights. Perhaps,—and surely no man of judgement will
suppose that I utter any thing lightly,—perhaps if the object were
attainable, he might have cause to repent its attainment. If too
“little learning be a dangerous thing,” too much is more so;
_Il saper troppo qualche volta nuoce._[2]
[Footnote 2: MOLZA.]
“Curiosity,” says Fuller, “is a kernel of the Forbidden Fruit, which
still sticketh in the throat of a natural man, sometimes to the danger
of his choaking.”
There is a knowledge which is forbidden because it is dangerous.
Remember the Apple! Remember the beautiful tale of Cupid and Psyche!
Remember Cornelius Agrippa's library; the youth who opened in unhappy
hour his magical volume; and the choice moral which Southey, who
always writes so morally, hath educed from that profitable story!
Remember Bluebeard! But I am looking far into futurity. Bluebeard may
be forgotten; Southey may be forgotten; Cornelius Agrippa may be no
more remembered; Cupid and Psyche may be mere names which shall have
outlived all tales belonging to them;—Adam and Eve—Enough.
Eat beans, if thou wilt, in spite of Pythagoras. Eat bacon with them,
for the Levitical law hath been abrogated: and indulge in
black-puddings, if thou likest such food, though there be Methodists
who prohibit them as sinful. But abstain from Aballiboozobanganorribo.
CHAPTER XVII. P. I.
THE HAPPINESS OF HAVING A CATHOLIC TASTE.
There's no want of meat, Sir;
Portly and curious viands are prepared
To please all kinds of appetites.
MASSINGER.
A fastidious taste is like a squeamish appetite; the one has its
origin in some disease of mind, as the other has in some ailment of
the stomach. Your true lover of literature is never fastidious. I do
not mean the _helluo librorum_, the swinish feeder, who thinks that
every name which is to be found in a title-page, or on a tomb-stone,
ought to be rescued from oblivion; nor those first cousins of the
moth, who labour under a bulimy for black-letter, and believe every
thing to be excellent which was written in the reign of Elizabeth. I
mean the man of robust and healthy intellect, who gathers the harvest
of literature into his barns, threshes the straw, winnows the grain,
grinds it at his own mill, bakes it in his own oven, and then eats the
true bread of knowledge. If he bake his loaf upon a cabbage leaf, and
eat onions with his bread and cheese, let who will find fault with him
for his taste,—not I!
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