There is a liquor peculiar to Cornwall, with which the fishermen
regale, and which because of its colour they call Mahogany, being a
mixture of two parts gin and one part treacle, well beaten together.
Mahogany then may be the representative _liqueur_ of Mr. Charles
Buller, the representative of a Cornish borough: and for Sir John
Campbell there is Athol porridge, which Boswell says is the
counterpart of Mahogany, but which Johnson thought must be a better
liquor, because being a similar mixture of whiskey and honey, both its
component parts are better: _qui non odit_ the one, _amet_ the other.
Mr. Shiel would put the Satirist in mind of Whiskey “unexcised by
Kings,” and consequently above proof. Mr. Roebuck of Bitters, Mr.
Joseph Hume of Ditch Water, Mr. Lytton Bulwer of Pop, Mr. Ward of
_Pulque_, Mr. O'Connell of _Aqua Tofana_, and Lord Palmerston of
_Parfait Amour_.
Observe good Reader, it was to bottled Small Beer that the Oxford
Satirist likened Grey Bennet, not to Brown Stout, which is a generous
liquor having body and strength.
Hops and Turkeys, Carp and Beer
Came into England all in one year
and that year was in the reign of Henry VIII. The Turkeys could not
have come before the discovery of America, nor the Beer before the
introduction of the Hops. Bottled Beer we owe to the joint agency of
Alexander Nowell, Bishop Bonner, and Mr. Francis Bowyer, afterwards
Sheriff of London.
Alexander Nowell, Dean of St. Pauls,
A famous preacher in the halcyon days
Of Queen Elizabeth of endless praise,
was at the beginning of Queen Mary's cruel reign, Master of
Westminster School. Izaak Walton would have pronounced him a very
honest man from his picture at Brazen Nose College, (to which he was a
great Benefactor,) inasmuch as he is there represented “with his
lines, hooks and other tackling, lying in a round on one hand, and his
angles of several sorts on the other.” But says Fuller, whilst Nowell
was catching of Fishes, Bonner was catching of Nowell, and
understanding who he was, designed him to the shambles, whither he had
certainly been sent, had not Mr. Francis Bowyer then a London
merchant, conveyed him upon the seas. Nowell was fishing upon the
Banks of the Thames when he received the first intimation of his
danger, which was so pressing that he dared not go back to his own
house to make any preparation for his flight. Like an honest angler he
had taken with him provision for the day; and when in the first year
of England's deliverance he returned to his own country and his own
haunts, he remembered that on the day of his flight he had left a
bottle of beer in a safe place on the bank; there he looked for it,
and “found it no bottle but a gun, such the sound at the opening
thereof; and this, says Fuller, is believed, (casualty is mother of
more inventions than industry,) the original of Bottled Ale in
England.”
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