The most determined infidel would at such a moment have felt that this
was more than accident. Clark, as may well be supposed went home
again; but the salutary impression did not remain upon his poor
disordered mind, and he shot himself soon afterwards.
CHAPTER CXLII.
A DEFECT IN HOYLE SUPPLIED. GOOD ADVICE GIVEN, AND PLAIN TRUTH TOLD. A
TRIBUTE OF RESPECT TO THE MEMORY OF F. NEWBERY, THE CHILDREN'S
BOOKSELLER AND FRIEND.
Neither is it a thing impossible or greatly hard, even by such kind of
proofs so to manifest and clear that point, that no man living shall
be able to deny it, without denying some apparent principle such as
all men acknowledge to be true.
HOOKER.
There are many things in these kingdoms which are greatly under
valued: strong beer for example in the cider countries, and cider in
the countries of good strong beer; bottled twopenny in South Britain;
sprats and herrings by the rich, (—it may be questioned whether his
Majesty ever tasted them, though food for the immortal Gods),—and fish
of every kind by the labouring classes;—some things because they are
common, and others because they are not.
But I cannot call to mind any thing which is estimated so much below
its deserts as the game of Beggar-my-Neighbour. It is generally
thought fit only for the youngest children, or for the very lowest and
most ignorant persons into whose hands a pack of cards can descend;
whereas there is no game whatever in which such perpetual
opportunities of calculation are afforded to the scientific gamester;
not indeed for playing his cards, but for betting upon them. Zerah
Colburn, George Bidder and Professor Airy would find their faculties
upon the stretch, were they to attempt to keep pace with its chances.
It is, however, necessary that the Reader should not mistake the
spurious for the genuine game, for there are various ways of playing
it, and as in all cases only one which is the orthodox way. You take
up trick by trick. The trump as at other games, takes every other
suit. If suit is not followed the leader wins the trick; but if it is,
the highest card is the winner. These rules being observed (I give
them because they will not be found in Hoyle) the game is regular and
affords combinations worthy to have exercised the power of that
calculating machine of flesh and blood, called Jedediah Buxton.
Try it Reader, if you have the slightest propensity for gambling.—But
first pledge your sacred word of honour to the person whose good
opinion you are most desirous of retaining, that you will never at any
game, nor in any adventure, risk a sum which would involve you in any
serious difficulties, or occasion you any reasonable regret if it
should be lost. Make that resolution, and keep it;—and you and your
family will have cause to bless the day in which you read the History
of Dr. Dove.
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