But as it was his delight to find good, or to look for it, in every
thing, and especially when he could discover the good which may be
educed from evil, he used to say that more good than evil resulted
from shaving, preposterous as he knew the practice to be, irrational
as he admitted it was, and troublesome as to his cost, he felt it. The
inconvenience and the discomfort of the operation no doubt were
great,—very great, especially in frosty weather, and during March
winds, and when the beard is a strong beard. He did not extenuate the
greatness of this evil which was moreover of daily recurrence. Nay, he
said, it was so great, that had it been necessary for physical
reasons, that is to say, were it a law of nature, instead of a
practice enjoined by the custom of the country, it would undoubtedly
have been mentioned in the third chapter of the book of Genesis, as
the peculiar penalty inflicted upon the sons of Adam, because of his
separate share in the primal offence. The daughters of Eve, as is well
known, suffer expressly for their mother's sin; and the final, though
not apparent cause why the practice of shaving which is apparently so
contrary to reason, should universally prevail in all civilized
christian countries, the Doctor surmised might be, that by this means
the sexes were placed in this respect upon an equality, each having
its own penalty to bear, and those penalties being—perhaps—on the
whole equal; or if man had the heavier for his portion, it was no more
than he deserved, for having yielded to the weaker vessel. These
indeed are things which can neither be weighed nor measured; but it
must be considered that shaving comes every day to all men of what may
be called the clean classes, and to the poorest labourer or handicraft
once a week; and that if the daily shavings of one year, or even the
weekly ones could be put into one shave, the operation would be
fatal,—it would be more than flesh and blood could bear.
In the case of man this penalty brought with it no after compensation,
and here the female had the advantage. Some good nevertheless resulted
from it, both to the community, and to the individual shaver, unless
he missed it by his own fault.
To the community because it gives employment to Barbers, a lively and
loquacious race, who are everywhere the great receivers and
distributors of all news, private or public in their neighbourhood.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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