To the individual, whether he were, like the Doctor himself, and as
Zebedee is familiarly said to have been, an autokureus, which is being
interpreted a self-shaver, or shaver of himself; or merely a shavee,
as the laboring classes almost always are, the operation in either
case brings the patient into a frame of mind favorable to his moral
improvement. He must be quiet and composed when under the operator's
hands, and not less so if under his own. In whatever temper or state
of feeling he may take his seat in the barber's chair, or his stand at
the looking-glass, he must at once become calm. There must be no
haste, no impatience, no irritability; so surely as he gives way to
either, he will smart for it. And however prone to wander his thoughts
may be, at other and perhaps more serious times, he must be as
attentive to what he is about in the act of shaving, as if he were
working a problem in mathematics.
As a lion's heart and a lady's hand are among the requisites for a
surgeon, so are they for the Zebedeean shaver. He must have a steady
hand, and a mind steadied for the occasion; a hand confident in its
skill, and a mind assured that the hand is competent to the service
upon which it is ordered. Fear brings with it its immediate punishment
as surely as in a field of battle; if he but think of cutting himself,
cut himself he will.
I hope I shall not do so to-morrow; but if what I have just written
should come into my mind, and doubt come over me in consequence, too
surely then I shall! Let me forget myself therefore as quickly as I
can and fall again into the train of the Doctor's thoughts.
Did not the Duc de Brissac perform the operation himself for a moral
and dignified sentiment, instead of letting himself be shaved by his
valet-de-chambre? Often was he heard to say unto himself in grave
soliloquy, while holding the razor open, and adjusting the blade to
the proper angle, in readiness for the first stroke “Timoleon de
Cossé, God hath made thee a Gentleman, and the King hath made thee a
Duke. It is nevertheless right and fit that thou shouldst have
something to do; therefore thou shalt shave thyself!”—In this spirit
of humility did that great Peer “mundify his muzzel.”
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