Intellect and industry are never incompatible. There is more wisdom,
and will be more benefit, in combining them than scholars like to
believe, or than the common world imagine. Life has time enough for
both, and its happiness will be increased by the union.
SHARON TURNER.
The poet Campbell is said to have calculated that a man who shaves
himself every day, and lives to the age of threescore and ten, expends
during his life as much time in the act of shaving, as would have
sufficed for learning seven languages.
The poet Southey is said to carry shaving to its _ne plus ultra_ of
independency, for he shaves _sans_ looking-glass, _sans_
shaving-brush, _sans_ soap, or substitute for soap, _sans_ hot-water,
_sans_ cold-water, _sans_ every thing except a razor. And yet among
all the characters which he bears in the world, no one has ever given
him credit for being a cunning shaver!
(Be it here observed in a parenthesis that I suppose the word _shaver_
in this so common expression to have been corrupted from shaveling;
the old contemptuous word for a Priest.)
But upon reflection, I am not certain whether it is of the poet
Southey that this is said, or of the poet Wordsworth. I may easily
have confounded one with the other in my recollections, just as what
was said of Romulus might have been repeated of Remus while they were
both living and flourishing together; or as a mistake in memory might
have been made between the two Kings of Brentford when they both
quitted the stage, each smelling to his nosegay, which it was who made
his exit P. S. and which O. P.
Indeed we should never repeat what is said of public characters (a
denomination under which all are to be included who figure in public
life, from the high, mighty and most illustrious Duke of Wellington at
this time, down to little Waddington) without qualifying it as common
report, or as newspaper, or magazine authority. It is very possible
that the Lake poets may, both of them, shave after the manner of other
men. The most attached friends of Mr. Rogers can hardly believe that
he has actually said all the good things which are ascribed to him in
a certain weekly journal; and Mr. Campbell may not have made the
remark which I have repeated, concerning the time employed in mowing
the chin, and the use to which the minutes that are so spent might be
applied. Indeed so far am I from wishing to impute to this gentleman
upon common report, anything which might not be to his credit, or
which he might not like to have the credit of, that it is with the
greatest difficulty I can persuade myself to believe in the
authenticity of his letter to Mr. Moore upon the subject of Lord and
Lady Byron, though he has published it himself, and in his own name.
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