In the year 1760 I find him mentioned as “the celebrated gentleman
commonly called ‘translated Asgill.’” His name is now seen only in
catalogues, and his history known only to the curious:—“_Mais, c'est
assez parlé de luy, et encore trop, ce diront aucuns, qui pourront
m'en blasmer, et dire que j'estois bien de loisir quand j'escrivis
cecy; mais ils seront bien plus de loisir de la lire, pour me
reprendre._”[1]
[Footnote 1: BRANTOME.]
CHAPTER CLXXIV.
THE DOCTOR INDULGES IN THE WAY OF FANTASTIC AND TYPICAL SPECULATION ON
HIS OWN NAME, AND ON THE POWERS OF THE LETTER D., WHETHER AS REGARDS
DEGREES AND DISTINCTIONS, GODS AND DEMIGODS, PRINCES AND KINGS,
PHILOSOPHERS, GENERALS OR TRAVELLERS.
My mouth's no dictionary; it only serves as the needful interpreter of
my heart.
QUARLES.
There were few things in the way of fantastic and typical speculation
which delighted the Doctor so much as the contemplation of his own
name:
DANIEL DOVE.
D. D. it was upon his linen and his seal. D. D. he used to say,
designated the highest degree in the highest of the sciences, and he
was D. D. not by the forms of a University, but by Nature or Destiny.
Besides, he maintained, that the letter D was the richest, the most
powerful, the most fortunate letter in the alphabet, and contained in
its form and origin more mysteries than any other.
It was a potential letter under which all powerful things were
arranged; Dictators, Despots, Dynasties, Diplomas, Doctors,
Dominations; Deeds and Donations and Decrees; Dioptrics and Dynamics;
Dialectics and Demonstrations.
Diaphragm, Diathesis, Diet, Digestion, Disorder, Disease, Diagnosis;
Diabrosis, Diaphragmatis, Diaphthora, Desudation, Defluxions,
Dejection, Delirium, Delivery, Dyspepsy, Dysmenorrhœa, Dysorœxia,
Dyspnœa, Dysuria, Dentition, Dropsy, Diabetes, Diarrhœa, Dysentery;
then passing almost in unconscious but beautiful order from diseases
to remedies and their consequences, he proceeded with Dispensation,
Diluents, Discutients, Deobstruents, Demulcents, Detergents,
Desiccatives, Depurantia, Diaphoretics, Dietetics, Diachylon,
Diacodium, Diagrydium, Deligations, Decoctions, Doses, Draughts,
Drops, Dressings, Drastics, Dissolution, Dissection. What indeed he
would say, should we do in our profession without the Ds?
Or what would the Divines do without it—Danger, Despair, Death, Devil,
Doomsday, Damnation; look to the brighter side, there is the Doxology,
and you ascend to _Διὸς_, and Deus and Deity.
What would become of the farmer without Dung, or of the Musician
without the Diapason? Think also of Duets in music and Doublets at
Backgammon. And the soldier's toast in the old Play, “the two Ds Drink
and your Duty.”[1]
[Footnote 1: Shirley, Honoria and Mammon.]
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