The Pantaloons are of this good Gothic family. The fashion having been
disused for more than a century was re-introduced some five and twenty
years ago, and still prevails so much—that I who like to go with the
stream, and am therefore content to have fashions thrust upon me, have
just received a new pair from London.
The coming of a box from the Great City is an event which is always
looked to by the juveniles of this family with some degree of
impatience. In the present case there was especial cause for such
joyful expectation, for the package was to contain no less a treasure
than the story of the Lioness and the Exeter Mail, with appropriate
engravings representing the whole of that remarkable history, and
those engravings emblazoned in appropriate colours. This adventure had
excited an extraordinary degree of interest among us when it was
related in the newspapers: and no sooner had a book upon the subject
been advertised, than the young ones one and all were in an uproar,
and tumultuously petitioned that I would send for it,—to which,
thinking the prayer of the petitioners reasonable, I graciously
assented. And moreover there was expected among other things _ejusdem
generis_, one of those very few perquisites which the all-annihilating
hand of Modern Reform has not retrenched in our public offices,—an
Almanac or Pocket-Book for the year, curiously bound and gilt, three
only being made up in this magnificent manner for three magnificent
personages, from one of whom this was a present to my lawful
Governess. Poor Mr. Bankes! the very hairs of his wig will stand
erect,
Like quills upon the fretful porcupine,
when he reads of this flagrant misapplication of public money; and Mr.
Whitbread would have founded a motion upon it, had he survived the
battle of Waterloo.
There are few things in which so many vexatious delays are continually
occurring, and so many rascally frauds are systematically practised,
as in the carriage of parcels. It is indeed much to be wished that
Government could take into its hands the conveyance of goods as well
as letters, for in this country whatever is done by Government is done
punctually and honourably;—what corruption there is lies among the
people themselves, among whom honesty is certainly less general than
it was half a century ago. Three or four days elapsed on each of which
the box ought to have arrived. Will it come to day Papa? was the
morning question: why does not it come? was the complaint at noon; and
when will it come? was the query at night. But in childhood the delay
of hope is only the prolongation of enjoyment; and through life
indeed, hope if it be of the right kind, is the best food of
happiness. “The House of Hope,” says Hafiz, “is built upon a weak
foundation.” If it be so, I say, the fault is in the builder: Build it
upon a Rock, and it will stand.
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