After dinner on the terrace at the Star and Garter, Richmond. Cloudless
summer night; nothing disturbs the stillness except from time to time
the long trajectory of a distant train and the measured clucking of oars
coming up from the Thames in the valley below. The dinner is over; and
three of the eight chairs are empty. Sir Patrick, with his back to the
view, is at the head of the square table with Ridgeon. The two chairs
opposite them are empty. On their right come, first, a vacant chair,
and then one very fully occupied by B. B., who basks blissfully in the
moonbeams. On their left, Schutzmacher and Walpole. The entrance to the
hotel is on their right, behind B. B. The five men are silently enjoying
their coffee and cigarets, full of food, and not altogether void of
wine.
Mrs Dubedat, wrapped up for departure, comes in. They rise, except
Sir Patrick; but she takes one of the vacant places at the foot of the
table, next B. B.; and they sit down again.
MRS DUBEDAT [as she enters] Louis will be here presently. He is shewing
Dr Blenkinsop how to work the telephone. [She sits.] Oh, I am so sorry
we have to go. It seems such a shame, this beautiful night. And we have
enjoyed ourselves so much.
RIDGEON. I dont believe another half-hour would do Mr Dubedat a bit of
harm.
SIR PATRICK. Come now, Colly, come! come! none of that. You take your
man home, Mrs Dubedat; and get him to bed before eleven.
B. B. Yes, yes. Bed before eleven. Quite right, quite right. Sorry to
lose you, my dear lady; but Sir Patrick's orders are the laws of--er--of
Tyre and Sidon.
WALPOLE. Let me take you home in my motor.
SIR PATRICK. No. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Walpole. Your
motor will take Mr and Mrs Dubedat to the station, and quite far enough
too for an open carriage at night.
MRS DUBEDAT. Oh, I am sure the train is best.
RIDGEON. Well, Mrs Dubedat, we have had a most enjoyable evening.
WALPOLE. {Most enjoyable.
B. B. {Delightful. Charming. Unforgettable.
MRS DUBEDAT [with a touch of shy anxiety] What did you think of Louis?
Or am I wrong to ask?
RIDGEON. Wrong! Why, we are all charmed with him.
WALPOLE. Delighted.
B. B. Most happy to have met him. A privilege, a real privilege.
SIR PATRICK [grunts]!
MRS DUBEDAT [quickly] Sir Patrick: are YOU uneasy about him?
SIR PATRICK [discreetly] I admire his drawings greatly, maam.
MRS DUBEDAT. Yes; but I meant--
RIDGEON. You shall go away quite happy. He's worth saving. He must and
shall be saved.
Mrs Dubedat rises and gasps with delight, relief, and gratitude. They
all rise except Sir Patrick and Schutzmacher, and come reassuringly to
her.
B. B. Certainly, CER-tainly.
WALPOLE. Theres no real difficulty, if only you know what to do.
MRS DUBEDAT. Oh, how can I ever thank you! From this night I can begin
to be happy at last. You dont know what I feel.
She sits down in tears. They crowd about her to console her.
B. B. My dear lady: come come! come come! [very persuasively] come come!
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