Tiverton, who conducts all our arrangements, has had a row with our
vetturino, who says that he never contracted to take us over the
mountain in sledges; and as the carriages cannot run on wheels, here
we are discussing the question. There have been three stormy debates
already, and another is to come off this afternoon; meanwhile, the snow
is falling heavily, and whatever chance there was of getting forward
yesterday is now ten times less practicable. The landlord of our inn is
to be arbiter, I understand; and as he is the proprietor of the sledges
we shall have to hire, if defeated, without impugning in any way the
character of Alpine justice, you can possibly anticipate the verdict.
A word upon this vetturino system ere I leave it,--I hope forever. It
is a perfect nuisance from beginning to end. From the moment you set off
with one of these rascals, till the hour you arrive at your journey's
end, it is plague, squabble, insolence, and torment. They start at what
hour of the morning they please; they halt where they like, and for as
long as they like, invariably, too, at the worst wayside inns,--away
from a town and from all chance of accommodation,--since rye-bread and
sour wine, with a mess of stewed garlic, will always satisfy _them_.
They rarely drive at full five miles the hour, and walk every inch with
an ascent of a foot in a hundred yards. If expostulated with by the
wretched traveller, they halt in some public place, and appeal to the
bystanders in some dialect unknown to you. The result of which is that
a ferocious mob surrounds you, and with invectives, insults, and
provocative gestures assail and outrage you, till it please your
tormentor to drive on; which you do at length amidst hooting and uproar
that even convicted felons would feel ashamed of.
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