I knew a poor old woman in Skye, and this old woman's pussy was as
pussies love to be. And lo! one night the old woman, in the silence of
night, dreamed a dream. She thought that the cat came to her bedside,
and said to her, "Arise, mistress, come and see." That she followed
pussy at once. That pussy led her to the barn. That there she found,
cuddled together in a heap upon an old sack, no less than five
tortoiseshell Toms. She dreamt besides that she sold the lot for 1,000
pounds each, and bought a carriage and four, right off the reel, and set
up for a lady of fashion on the spot. Anxiously did the old woman watch
for her cattie's accouchement, but much to her disappointment they all
had white about them. Next time that pussy was in the same way, her
mistress had an old tortoiseshell comb nailed up above its bed. Even
this didn't do, so--for by this time the ancient dame had tortoiseshell
Tom on the brain--she set out for Portree, a distance of fully sixteen
miles, where she managed to procure a live tortoise as a playmate for
her pet. Pussy never took much to the tortoise; all she did was to sit
and watch it, and whenever it protruded its scaly head, the cat smacked
it in again. This might have been the reason why her kittens had all
white about them the third time. The old woman didn't despair, however;
she took to praying, and prayed in English, and prayed in Gaelic, and
she told me seriously that she never doubted but that her prayers would
one day be answered--_if_, she added, _it was for her good_. I didn't
doubt it either, but Tom never came ashore as long as I was in the
island, neither was the old creature's snuff-box ever empty.
I have but little fancy for this breed myself. They are usually
sour-tempered, unfriendly little things to all save those who own and
love them. They are, moreover, not very prepossessing. I speak of the
cat as _I_ have found it, and I doubt not there are many exceptions.
_Merits_.--They are excellent and patient mousers, and the _best_ of
hunters. They are likewise good mothers. They are as game as a bull
and terrier--in fact they seem to fear nothing on four legs; and when
they do take off the gloves to fight, I pity the animal they tackle, for
what the tortoiseshell lacks in weight, she makes up for amply in
courage. They are very wise and sagacious, and faithful to the death to
those who own them.
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