When I was a little boy at school, floundering through Herodotus, and getting double doses of fum-fum daily for my Anabasis--for my old teacher, when he couldn't get enough Greek into one end of me, took jolly good care to put it in at the other--there was no man I had greater respect for than Alexander the Great, owing to his having done that Gordian knot business so neatly. I practised afterwards on the dominie's tawse (i.e., the fum-fum strap); I tied a splendid knot on it, and then cut it through with a jack-knife; but, woe's me! the plaguy dominie caught me in the very act, and--and I had to take my meals standing for a week. But ever since then I have always been a don at knots; and I give myself no small credit, whether you do or not, reader, for the dexterous manner in which I have polished off the cat-classification knot. There it lay before me, interminable, intricate, incensing; and bother the end could I see to it at all at all. "Draw the sword of Scotland." Swish! There it lies, the short-haired European pussies on the one hand, and the Asiatic or long-haired on the other. Among these latter you will find exactly the same colours, and the same variety of markings, as among the European cats proper. We give their points in a general way. 1. _Size_: The blue cats and the pure white are usually of the smallest dimensions; next comes the black, and lastly the tabbies. Some of these latter grow to immense sizes, and are animals of a beauty which is at times magnificent. The cat that belonged to Troppman, the distinguished French murderer, and now, or lately, possessed by Mr Hincks, of Birmingham, is worth going a day's journey to behold. Yet, although very large, they are very graceful, too, and can spring enormous distances. Fierce enough, too, they can be when there is any occasion, especially to strangers or dogs. 2. _Head_: The heads of the white, blue, and black ought to be small, round, and sweet, the expression of the countenance being singularly kind and loving. The heads of the tabbies ought to be broad and large, and not snouty. The whiskers of both ought to be very long, and of a colour to match the general tone. The ears have this peculiarity--they are slightly bent downwards and forwards, which gives rather a pensive character to their beauty. They are, moreover, graced by the _aural tuft_. The eyes must also match; and this is what I like to see--a blue eye in a white Persian, a hazel in a black, and a lovely sea-green in a tabby. 3. The _Pelage_: The pelage is long (the longer the better), especially around the neck and a-down the sides; and a good brush, gracefully swirled and carried, is an essential point of beauty. The fur ought to be as silken as possible; this shows that the cat is not only well-bred, but well-fed and taken care of. 4. _Markings_: They ought to be as distinct as possible, as pretty as possible, and evenly laid on with reference to the two sides.