I have a cat who, if I hold her up in front of the map of London, will
place her paw upon any principal building I like to name. The cat has
been used to be carried round the room to catch flies on the wall. The
principal buildings in the map are marked with square black spots, which
she naturally mistakes for flies, so you have only to hold her in front
of the map nearest to the spot you want her to touch, and slightly
elevate your voice when you name the place, and the thing is done.
CHAPTER TWELVE.
AGREMENS OF CAT LIFE.
Before we can thoroughly understand the ways and habits of any animal,
we must try, in a manner, to put ourselves in that animal's place, and
thus be able to study life from its point of view.
I don't believe that God made any creature to be otherwise than happy,
and He has endowed each member of His creation with just that amount of
reason and instinct which shall enable it to find its food and a place
to rest in, make love in its own way, marry after its own fashion--by
civil contract--bring up its young, and, in a word, be generally jolly.
I found a poor bee this morning getting drowned in the water-butt.
"Yes," I said, "I'll save your life, but I will give you as a treat to
my pet spider." Man has the proposing, but not the disposing. I laid
my bee for one moment on the edge of the butt to dry, when whirr! away
he darted through the bright morning sunshine, and my spider had to be
content with a bluebottle for breakfast. This spider, I may tell you,
is a very large and beautiful specimen, striped and marked like a silver
tabby. He lives in an outhouse, and has a web, the network of which is
a yard in diameter, with goodness knows how many feet of tack, and
sheet, and stay, and guy. And a very amusing rascal he is, and not a
bit afraid of me. Nearly every day, I give him a bee with the sting
out. (It is in the kaleidoscope of events; that some day I may leave
the sting in, just to see how he feels it.) I place the bee in the web,
and it is amusing to see how quickly my friend shins up the rigging--he
catches the bee by the shoulders, and makes him spin for a few seconds
like a top, till he is completely enveloped in a gauzy shroud, and there
is a big hole in the web. I tell my spider he shouldn't make a hole in
the web. "Never mind that," he replies, "soon make that all right," and
sure enough next morning the web is nicely repaired, and the bee nearly
eaten. I don't think he eats all the bee himself. I am convinced that
he has a little wife who lives somewhere in a corner, and that every day
he is careful to send her a leg, or a wing, or a bit of the breast.
Well, he is happy, I know. Hadn't he a nice private house, without rent
or taxes, maybe a wife, and a thriving business, to say nothing at all
about the bee. I have studied cats as I have studied that spider. I
have imagined myself that spider. I have been, or imagined myself to
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