CYNT. But how can the coach and six horses be got ready without suspicion? MASK. Leave it to my care; that shall be so far from being suspected, that it shall be got ready by my lord's own order. MEL. How? MASK. Why, I intend to tell my lord the whole matter of our contrivance; that's my way. MEL. I don't understand you. MASK. Why, I'll tell my lord I laid this plot with you on purpose to betray you; and that which put me upon it, was the finding it impossible to gain the lady any other way, but in the hopes of her marrying you. MEL. So. MASK. So, why so, while you're busied in making yourself ready, I'll wheedle her into the coach; and instead of you, borrow my lord's chaplain, and so run away with her myself. MEL. Oh, I conceive you; you'll tell him so. MASK. Tell him so! ay; why, you don't think I mean to do so? MEL. No, no; ha, ha, I dare swear thou wilt not. MASK. Therefore, for our farther security, I would have you disguised like a parson, that if my lord should have curiosity to peep, he may not discover you in the coach, but think the cheat is carried on as he would have it. MEL. Excellent Maskwell! Thou wert certainly meant for a statesman or a Jesuit; but thou art too honest for one, and too pious for the other. MASK. Well, get yourself ready, and meet me in half-an-hour, yonder in my lady's dressing-room; go by the back stairs, and so we may slip down without being observed. I'll send the chaplain to you with his robes: I have made him my own, and ordered him to meet us to-morrow morning at St. Albans; there we will sum up this account, to all our satisfactions. MEL. Should I begin to thank or praise thee, I should waste the little time we have. SCENE X. CYNTHIA, MASKWELL. MASK. Madam, you will be ready? CYNT. I will be punctual to the minute. [_Going_.] MASK. Stay, I have a doubt. Upon second thoughts, we had better meet in the chaplain's chamber here, the corner chamber at this end of the gallery, there is a back way into it, so that you need not come through this door, and a pair of private stairs leading down to the stables. It will be more convenient. CYNT. I am guided by you; but Mellefont will mistake. MASK. No, no, I'll after him immediately, and tell him. CYNT. I will not fail. SCENE XI. MASKWELL _alone_. MASK. Why, _qui vult decipi decipiatur_.--'Tis no fault of mine: I have told 'em in plain terms how easy 'tis for me to cheat 'em, and if they will not hear the serpent's hiss, they must be stung into experience and future caution. Now to prepare my lord to consent to this. But first I must instruct my little Levite; there is no plot, public or private, that can expect to prosper without one of them has a finger in't: he promised me to be within at this hour,--Mr. Saygrace, Mr. Saygrace! [_Goes to the chamber door and knocks_.] SCENE XII. MASKWELL, SAYGRACE.