Adolphe had by this time drawn all around him and became the center of
attraction by his entertaining remarks. Théophraste had sat open-eyed,
listening intently, and upon hearing the last remark thought “That is
well. They may have hung me; so if I did not die that way, they may have
got rid of me by some other death more in keeping with my station in
life. Nevertheless,” he thought, “if all these people here could
only realize that they had a prince of the royal blood among them, they
would be very much astonished, and be filled with respect. But no, he
will still be Théophraste Longuet, manufacturer of rubber stamps.”
Champagne was brought, and soon the air rang merrily with general
chatter and the explosion of corks. It was then that Marceline turned
around to Théophraste and begged him to sing the song which he was
accustomed to sing on the anniversary of their marriage. He had sung it
the day of their wedding, and on account of its beauty they had adopted
it as their wedding song. It was Lissette de Baranger.
However, to the consternation of Marceline and all the guests, instead
of singing the song, he rose, threw his napkin on the table and said to
her in that strange voice which they heard at the Conciergerie:
“As thou wishest, Marie Antoinette, I can refuse thee nothing.”
“Oh, my God,” cried Marceline. “Hear what he called me in that
strange voice!”
The guests were obviously uncomfortable, and did not know what to make
of his peculiar behavior. The song was a vulgar song of the Regency
period, and certainly not for such a gathering as was at this party. He
sang it with the old French air:=
````Tou joli belle mimiere--
````Tou joli, moulin.=
CHAPTER V
_Théophraste Remembers Himself_
|THEOPHRASTE sang the song in loud, strident tones, his eyes sparkling,
glass in hand. It was with indescribable surprise that the company
received it, and despite the richness of the rhyme, the couplet was
followed by no applause. An awkward silence followed, and all the ladies
looked to Marceline for an explanation.
What was it that Marceline could explain? Adolphe himself looked at
Théophraste in surprise; but Théophraste, as if possessed with the
devil, continued with the second couplet of the drinking song. When he
had finished, he sat down, looked around with satisfaction, and said to
Marceline, “What do you think of that, Marie Antoinette?”
In the midst of a death-like silence preserved by all, Marceline asked
tremblingly, “Why do you call me Marie Antoinette?”
“Because you are the most beautiful of all!” cried Théophraste.
“I appeal to Madame la Marechale de Bouilleurs, who has taste. I
appeal to all of you. And there is not one who, by the signet of the
Pope, will contradict me, neither the Eros Picards, nor the Bourbons,
nor the Burgundias, nor the Provincials, nor the Poet St. Jack, nor
Gatelard, nor Bras-de-Fer, nor Guente Noir, not even Bal-a-voir.”
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