|DAY broke over the city. A cloudy day, with a mist that enveloped
everything in a sinister manner. The sun tried in vain to penetrate that
sombre atmosphere.
Mid-day showed a dark red ball, rolling ingloriously in a sulphurous
light. Such was the picture of the heavens that day.
Théophraste sprang out of bed early, and awoke Marceline suddenly by
an excess of foolish hilarity. Marceline inquired the reason for such
strange joyfulness. He said that he could not help laughing at the idea
of M. Milfroid, the Commissioner of Police, receiving back the stolen
goods which had been pickpocketed right before his very eyes. “My dear
Marceline,” he said, “it is foolish, the way people carry the money
in their pockets. If you cannot put your hand in, slip a straw, filled
with glue, in. It is an excellent scheme for extricating money from
people’s pockets.”
Marceline sat up and gazed at him. She could not understand, as he never
looked more natural in his life, and yet he was saying peculiar things,
and his words were most unnatural.
“Théophraste, you frighten me,” she cried, and in her fear,
groaned, “My poor child.”
Théophraste grew terribly angry. He threw himself at his wife, and
threatened to strike her. “You know perfectly well that I do not
wish to be called a child since the death of Jeanneton-Venes. I am no
child.”
Marceline swore that she would never do it again, and in the depths
of her soul regretted the unlucky moment which had given her husband
proprietorship of a document which had brought into the household
such fears and such follies. She knew neither Marie Antoinette, nor
Jeanneton-Venes, although he continually referred to them. He had a
familiar way of expressing himself about these women which made her
uneasy, and finally the unexpected sentences, spoken by Théophraste,
and his actions, made her dread the incomprehensible Théophraste of
two hundred years ago. It made her long for the former Théophraste,
so kind, so easy to understand. Then she gave herself up to bitter
reflections upon the theory of reincarnation.
Théophraste finished dressing, and then announcing that he would
not breakfast at home, said that he had a rendezvous with his friend
Va-de-Bon Cœur, at the corner of the Rue Mazarin and Rue Guinegaud,
to do a good turn for M. de Francouse, but as that rendezvous was after
breakfast, he intended enjoying the air in the Moulin de Chopinette.
“You will leave my green umbrella here,” he said, “and I will take
my black feather.” Then, putting the final touches to his cravat, he
went out. On the landing he met Signor Petito, the Italian professor,
who was also going downstairs. Signor Petito bowed very low, complained
of the state of the weather, and complimented Théophraste on his
appearance.
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