The Drama Of Three Hundred & Sixty-Five Days: Scenes In The Great WarCaine, Hall, Sir
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The Drama Of Three Hundred & Sixty-Five Days: Scenes In The Great War
Caine, Hall, Sir
World War, 1914-1918
In Rome I saw a man who was a true son of his ancestors. Never had
the laws of heredity better justified themselves. Frederick William,
Frederick the Great, William the First--the Hohenzollerns were all
there. The glittering eyes, the withered arm, the features that gave
signs of frightful periodical pain, the immense energy, the gigantic
egotism, the ravenous vanity, the fanaticism amounting to frenzy, the
dominating power, the dictatorial temper, the indifference to suffering
(whether his own or other people’s), the overbearing suppression of
opposing opinions, the determination to control everybody’s interest,
everybody’s work--I thought all this was written in the Kaiser’s
masterful face. Then came stories. One of my friends in Rome was an
American doctor who had been called to attend a lady of the Emperor’s
household. “Well, doctor, what’s she suffering from?” said the Kaiser.
The doctor told him. “Nothing of the kind--you’re entirely wrong. She’s
suffering from so and so,” said the Majesty of Germany, stamping up and
down the room. At length the American doctor lost control. “Sir,” he
said, “in my country we have a saying that one bad practitioner is worth
twenty good amateurs--you’re the amateur.” The doctor lived through
it. Frederick William would have dragged him to the window and tried to
fling him out of it. William II put his arm round the doctor’s shoulder
and said, “I didn’t mean to hurt you, old fellow. Let us sit down and
talk.”
A soldier came with another story. After a sham fight conducted by the
Kaiser the generals of the German army had been summoned to say what
they thought of the Royal manoeuvres. All had formed an unfavourable
opinion, yet one after another, with some insincere compliment, had
wriggled out of the difficulty of candid criticism. But at length came
an officer, who said:
“Sir, if it had been real warfare to-day there wouldn’t be enough wood
in Germany to make coffins for the men who would be dead.”
The general lived through it, too--at first in a certain disfavour, but
afterwards in recovered honour.
Such was the Kaiser, who a year ago had to meet the mighty wind of War.
He was in Norway for his usual summer holiday in July 1914 when affairs
were reaching their crisis. Rumour has it that he was not satisfied
with the measure of the information that was reaching him, therefore
he returned to Berlin, somewhat to the discomfiture of his ministers,
intending, it is said, for various reasons (not necessarily
humanitarian) to stop or at least postpone the war. If so, he arrived
too late. He was told that matters had gone too far. They must go on
now. “Very well, if they must, they must,” he is reported to have said.
And there is the familiar story that after he had signed his name on the
first of August to the document that plunged Europe into the conflict
that has since shaken it to its foundations, he flung down his pen and
cried, “You’ll live to regret this, gentlemen.”
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