"That's just what we want you for, Billy," Bedford replied. "You know
how to give a thing that last finishing-touch which will make it go,
where otherwise it might forever remain a fixture in the author's
pigeon-hole. When our stories are told and type-written, we want you to
go over them, correct the type-writer's spelling, and make whatever
alterations you may think, after consulting with us, to be necessary.
Then, if the tales are ever published as a collection, you can have your
name on the title-page as editor."
"Thanks," answered Billy, gratefully. "I shall be charmed."
And then he hurried back to his apartments, and threw himself on his bed
in a paroxysm of laughter which seemed never-ending, but which in
reality did not last more than three hours at the most.
Hudson Rivers of Hastings, when the idea was suggested to him, was the
most enthusiastic of all--so enthusiastic that the Snobbe boys thought
that, in their own parlance, he ought to be "called down."
"It's bad form to go crazy over an idea," they said. "If Huddy's going
to behave this way about it, he ought to be kept out altogether. It is
all very well to experience emotions, but no well-bred person ever shows
them--that is, not in Yonkers."
"Ah, but you don't understand Huddy," said Tenafly Paterson. "Huddy has
two great ambitions in this life. One is to get into the Authors' Club,
and the other is to marry a certain young woman whose home is in Boston
and whose ambitions are Bostonian. To appear before the world as a
writer, which the Dreamers will give him a chance to do at small
expense, will help him on to the realization of his most cherished
hopes; in fact, Huddy told me that he thought we ought to publish the
proceedings of the club at least four times a year, so establishing a
quarterly magazine, to which we shall all be regular contributors. He
thinks it will pay for itself, and knows it will make us all famous,
because Billy Jones is certain to see that everything that goes out is
first chop, and I'm inclined to believe Huddy is right. The continual
drip, drip, drip of a drop of water on a stone will gradually wear away
the stone, and, by Jove! before we know it, by constant hammering away
at this dream scheme of ours we'll gain a position that won't be
altogether unenviable."
"That's so," said Billy. "I wouldn't wonder if with the constant drip,
drip, drip of your drops of ink and inspiration you could wear the
public out in a very little while. The only troublesome thing will be in
getting a publisher for your quarterly."
"I haven't any idea that we want a publisher," said Bedford Parke.
"We've got capital enough among ourselves to bring the thing out, and so
I say, what's the use of letting anybody else in on the profits? A
publisher wouldn't give us more than ten per cent. in royalties. If we
publish it ourselves we'll get the whole thing."
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