Detective and mystery stories, English; Murder -- Fiction; Nobility -- Fiction; Suburbs -- England -- London -- Fiction
He was very pleased, he said, to see so many there that evening. He was
afraid the postponement might have seriously jeopardized the success of
the soirée, but our friend Sir Harry Tanneur (applause), whose name he
should imagine was a household word throughout England (he ventured
daringly), had been so anxious to be present and so munificent withal,
that he had acceded to his wishes.
As this seemed the proper place to applaud, the audience dutifully
applauded.
They were there primarily to assist an excellent cause. It was an open
secret that the organ debt had seriously engaged the attention of those
excellent gentlemen who administered the church funds (hear, hear, from
the audience and "poor old organ" from the Duke), and it has been
suggested that this entertainment should be provided with a view to the
debt’s reduction. Now as to the splendid fare that was to be set before
them to-night, they had their friend the noble Duc de Montvillier
(cheers), a gentleman who had always proved himself a ready and willing
helper in church matters.
The girl looked at the Duke to see how he would take this gracious
fiction. With folded arms and grave self-appreciation on every line of
his face he accepted the undeserved tribute as his right.
"What a humbug you are," she murmured.
"Aren’t I?" he said unabashed.
The Duc was to sing: then they had a unique entertainment promised by an
American gentleman, who would give an exhibition of fancy pistol
shooting (loud applause from the young men). This Mr. Slewer was a
gentleman who had spent many years in the Wild West of America. And
there were other performances of song and speech that would be found of
equal fascination. The first item on the programme (he said, consulting
his paper, though he might have taken the fact for granted) was a
pianoforte solo by Mrs. Coyter (applause).
Whilst "The Moonlight on the Danube" was bathing Brockley in noisy
effulgence, Hank moved his chair closer to the Duke.
"Fancy shootin’s another word for accidental death," he said
laconically, "you’ll quit before then?"
It was half a question and the Duke shook his head.
"When Bill is doing his circus tricks I shall be sitting right here," he
said emphatically.
"You won’t," said Hank.
The Duke’s intentions were sound, but Hank’s predictions were inspired.
The Duke was not there when "fancy shooting" came on, neither for the
matter of that was Bill Slewer, and it all came about on account of Mr.
Roderick Nape and his thrilling monologue. That young gentleman was
facing his audience with no great assurance. Certain disturbing events
had taken his mind from the monologue. In the language of the turf he
was "short of a few gallops," and he sat a prey to gloomy forebodings,
cursing his folly, that he had not made himself word perfect and
regretting with some bitterness the lost opportunities for rehearsal.
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