Detective and mystery stories, English; Murder -- Fiction; Nobility -- Fiction; Suburbs -- England -- London -- Fiction
The Duke picked up a long newspaper cutting that lay at his side.
"Read that," he said.
Mr. Nape obeyed.
It was headed "The Duke in the Suburbs," "meaning me," said the Duke
complacently, "read on."
Mr. Nape skimmed the leading article—for such it was—rapidly:
"Titles," says Voltaire, "are of no value to posterity, the name
of a man who has achieved great deeds imposes more respect than
any or all epithets."
"He boned that out of a book of familiar quotations," explained the Duke
admiringly, "go on."
"It would seem that the English character, ever sturdy and
self-reliant, is in imminent danger of deterioration...."
"Title worship is unworthy of a great people.... Especially
foolish is the worship when the demi-god is an obscure
foreigner, whose chief asset is an overwhelming amount of self
confidence, and an absolute disregard for the amenities and
decencies of social intercourse."
"I can’t quite place that last bit," said the Duke, "it is probably
employed to round off the sentence—proceed, Mr. Nape."
"With every desire to preserve intact the admirable
relationships that exist _at the present moment_ between
ourselves and our Gallic neighbours, we should be wanting in our
duty if we did not point out, and emphasize in the strongest
possible terms, the necessity for a strict observance on the
part of our foreign guests, of the laws of this land."
"That’s rather involved," commented the Duke, "but I gather the sense of
the stricture—pardon me."
Mr. Nape continued.
"The English laws are just and equitable; they are the
admiration and wonder of the world. The late Baron Pollock on
one famous occasion said——"
"Skip that bit," interrupted the Duke.
"The laws affecting property are no less admirably framed. In a
noted judgment the late Lord Justice Coleridge laid down the
dictum——"
"And that bit too," said the Duke; "go on to the part that deals with
the lawless alien."
"Most difficult of all," read Mr. Nape, "is the landlord’s
position when he has to deal with the alien, who, ignorant of
the law, sets the law at defiance: who opposes his puny strength
to the mighty machinery of legislation, and its accredited
instruments."
Hank, a silent and interested listener, moved uneasily in the depths of
his big chair.
He removed his cigar to ask a question.
"Is she the writ of ejection or the notice to quit?" he asked soberly.
"I gather that she’s the court bailiff," said the Duke reverently.
"We would remind the person to whom these admonitions are
addressed,—in the friendliest spirit—that there is a power
behind the law. The majesty of our prestige is supported by the
might of armed force."
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