(2) What the County Court judge said to the obdurate creditor who wanted time to pay (can you guess the story?). (3) What the parson said to the couple who wanted to be married without banns. Duke and Co. laughed politely. Mrs. C., who had a reputation for archness to sustain, told them that they mustn’t believe all the dreadful stories they heard about her, and even if she _did_ smoke, well what of it? "Ah," murmured the Duke with sympathetic resentment of the world’s censure, "what of it?" "There was a lady in Montana," said Hank courteously, "a charming lady she was too, who smoked morning, noon and night, and nobody thought any worse of her." The lady basked in the approval. Of course, she only smoked very occasionally, a teeny weeny cigarette. "That woman," said Hank solemnly, "was never without a pipe or a see-gar. Smoked Old Union plug—do you remember her, Duke?" "Let me see," pondered the Duke, "the lady with the one eye or——" "Oh, no," corrected Hank, "she died in delirium tremens—no, don’t you remember the woman that ran away with Bill Suggley to Denver, she got tried for poisonin’ him in ’99." "Oh, yes!" The Duke’s face lit up, but Mrs. C. coughed dubiously. Mr. Roderick Nape called. He was mysterious and shot quick glances round the room and permitted himself to smile quietly. They had the conventional opening. The Duke was very glad to see him, and he was delighted to make the acquaintance of the Duke. What extraordinary weather they had been having! Indeed, agreed the Duke, it was extraordinary. "You’ve been to America," said Mr. Roderick Nape suddenly and abruptly. The Duke looked surprised. "Yes," he admitted. "West, of course," said the young Mr. Nape carelessly. "However did you know?" said the astonished nobleman. Young Mr. Nape shrugged his shoulders. "One has the gift of observation and deduction—born with it," he said disparagingly. He indicated with a wave of his hand two Mexican saddles that hung on the wall. "Where did _they_ come from?" he asked, with an indulgent smile. "I bought ’em at a curiosity shop in Bond Street," said the Duke innocently, "but you’re right, we have lived in America." "I thought so," said the young Mr. Nape, and pushed back his long black hair. "Of course," he went on, "one models one’s system on certain lines, I have already had two or three little cases not without interest. There was the Episode of the Housemaid’s brooch, and the Adventure of the Black Dog——" "What was that?" asked the Duke eagerly. "A mere trifle," said the amateur detective with an airy wave of his hand. "I’d noticed the dog hanging about our kitchen; as we have no dogs I knew it was a stranger, as it stuck to the kitchen, knew it must be hungry. Looked on its collar, discovered it belonged to a Colonel B——, took it back and restored it to its owner, and told him within a day or so, how long it was, since he had lost it." Hank shook his head in speechless admiration.