The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' RebellionBellamy, Edward
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The Duke of Stockbridge: A Romance of Shays' Rebellion
Bellamy, Edward
Shays' Rebellion, 1786-1787 -- Fiction
“What we wants,” pursued Ezra, “what we wants, is a kine o' bills
printed as shall lose vally by reglar rule, jess so much a month, no
more no less, cordin ez its fixed by law an printed on tew the bills
so'z everybody'll understan an no-body'll git cheated. I hearn that's
the idee as the Hampshire folks went fer in the convenshun daown tew
Hatfield this week. Ye see, ez I wuz a sayin, bills is baoun tew
come daown anyhow ony if they comes daown regler, cordin tew law,
everybody'll know what t'expect, and nobody won' lose nothin.”
“Praps the convenshun what's a sittin up tew Lenox'll rekummen them
bills,” hopefully suggested a farmer who had been taking in Ezra's
wisdom with open mouth.
“I don' s'pose that it'll make any odds how many bills are printed as
far's we're concerned,” said Hubbard, bitterly. “The lawyers'll make out
to git em all pretty soon. Ye might's well try to fat a hog with a tape
worm in him, as to make folks rich as long as there are any lawyers
round.”
“Yas, an jestices' fees, an sheriff fees is baout ez bad ez lawyer's,”
said Israel Goodrich, whose countenance was beginning to glow from the
influence of his potations. “I tell you wesh'd be a dern sight better
off 'f'all the courts wuz stopped. Most on ye is young fellers, 'cept
you Elnathan Hamlin, thar. He'll tell ye, ez I tell ye, that this air
caounty never seen sech good times, spite on'ts bein war times, ez long
fur '74 to '80, arter we'd stopped the King's courts from sittin an
afore we'd voted for the new constitution o' the state, ez we wuz durn
fools fer doin of, ef I dew say it. In them six year thar warn't nary
court sot nowhere in the caounty, from Boston Corner tew ole Fort
Massachusetts, an o' course thar warn't no lawyers an no sheriffs ner
no depity sheriffs nuther, tew make every debt twice as big with ther
darnation fees. They warn't no sheriffs sales, nuther, a sellin of a
feller outer house'n hum an winter comin on, an thar warn't no suein an
no jailin of fellers fer debt. Folks wuz keerful who they trusted, ez
they'd orter be allers, for ther warn't no klectin o' debts nohow, an
ef that warn't allers jestice I reckin 'twas as nigh jestice as 'tis
to klect bills swelled more'n double by lawyers' and sheriffs' and
jestices' fees ez they doos naow. In them days ef any feller wuz put
upon by another he'd jess got tew complain tew the slectmen or the
committee, an they'd right him. I tell yew rich folks an poor folks
lived together kinder neighborly in them times an 'cordin tew scripter.
The rich folks warn't a grindin the face o' the poor, an the poor they
wuzn't a hatin an a envyin o' the rich, nigh untew blood, ez they is
naow, ef I dew say it. Yew rekullec them days, Elnathan, warn't it jess
ez I say?”
“Them wuz good times, Israel. Ye ain't sayin nothin more'n wuz trew,”
said Elnathan in a feeble treble, from his seat on the settle.
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